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Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 1:49 pm
by idahoatty
Hello,
I am an attorney representing a local kratom retailer in Boise, ID. My client is closing his business due to personal reasons and needs to liquidate approximately 8 tons of inventory. If you are interested in learning more and in making a wholesale purchase of at least 1 ton, please contact me via email at
[email protected].
We can negotiate price and determine appropriate testing procedures.
Thank you.
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 7:41 am
by mivanqua
Is it..in a storage locker? Is it... Borneo?
Just kidding.
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 10:52 am
by add to descartes
mivanqua wrote: ↑Mon Oct 31, 2022 7:41 am
Is it..in a storage locker?
that was my first thought.

Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 10:58 am
by herbalhippie
mine too

Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 12:28 pm
by Lokey
Please explain, I don’t get it, either dense or ignorant

Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 12:58 pm
by herbalhippie
Lokey wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 12:28 pm
Please explain, I don’t get it, either dense or ignorant
It was a few years ago, it's not you.
This isn't the original post, I don't know if it's still available, but I'll look.
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4587&p=43022&hilit= ... ker#p43022
edit: omg here it is! I thought it might be archived or something.
viewtopic.php?f=13&t=4304&p=40428&hilit ... ker#p40428
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:25 pm
by Lokey
Thanks. Just saw the thread posted in general discussion, hurts my eyes reading it lol
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 10:59 pm
by add to descartes
sorry I had to! I didn't want to continue to hijack this thread, but I'm super interested in what that was all about.
idahoatty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 24, 2022 1:49 pm
Hello,
I am an attorney representing a local kratom retailer in Boise, ID. My client is closing his business due to personal reasons and needs to liquidate approximately 8 tons of inventory. If you are interested in learning more and in making a wholesale purchase of at least 1 ton, please contact me via email at
[email protected].
We can negotiate price and determine appropriate testing procedures.
Thank you.
how much for one ton? and how would this work, with payment and shipping and everything? and if I may ask, if you're an attorney, why are you using a work email for an internet hosting platform? sorry for all the questions, but this is an uncommon post.
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 11:24 pm
by SeventhHeaven
Whoa Nellie!!
And good golly, Miss Molly for good measure!!
Dayum, HH - I just read the whole thread - and yet again, kudos to both you and e_poison for all you do
Oh, and "YIKES!"
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 11:27 pm
by herbalhippie
SeventhHeaven wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 11:24 pm
Whoa Nellie!!
And good golly, Miss Molly for good measure!!
Dayum, HH - I just read the whole thread - and yet again, kudos to both you and e_poison for all you do
Oh, and "YIKES!"
Yeah, it was quite the situation there

Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2022 3:19 am
by add to descartes
I'm not sure what the deal is with this post. I emailed this guy and got no response. I looked up getbaker, it's some sort of data processer/pipeline (I'm unfamiliar with these things).
I'd be interested to see if he's posting this on other kratom forums.
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2022 7:55 am
by herbalhippie
add to descartes wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 3:19 am
I'm not sure what the deal is with this post. I emailed this guy and got no response. I looked up getbaker, it's some sort of data processer/pipeline (I'm unfamiliar with these things).
I'd be interested to see if he's posting this on other kratom forums.
There is a Baker attorney in Boise. I looked it up a couple nights ago. He
might be legit.
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2022 11:57 am
by Billiegoat
The concept of a kratom vendor enlisting his attorney to push tons of product is funny to me.. I don’t know why it just is
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2022 3:59 pm
by add to descartes
Billiegoat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 05, 2022 11:57 am
The concept of a kratom vendor enlisting his attorney to push tons of product is funny to me.. I don’t know why it just is
sounds like something Ben would do...
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2022 4:44 pm
by CatfatherB
Billiegoat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 05, 2022 11:57 am
The concept of a kratom vendor enlisting his attorney to push tons of product is funny to me.. I don’t know why it just is
Fear and Loathing in Double m herbals... We were in the middle of Boise when the kratom took hold

Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2022 4:56 pm
by Kelleytoons
LOL - Hunter was the best (and "Vegas" is his best book - I can reread that almost constantly).
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2022 4:58 pm
by CatfatherB
idahoatty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 24, 2022 1:49 pm
Hello,
I am an attorney representing a local kratom retailer in Boise, ID. My client is closing his business due to personal reasons and needs to liquidate approximately 8 tons of inventory. If you are interested in learning more and in making a wholesale purchase of at least 1 ton, please contact me via email at
[email protected].
We can negotiate price and determine appropriate testing procedures.
Thank you.
Your client's name wouldn't happen to be Remmy would it?

Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 3:03 pm
by Jfish030
Why are you, a attorney selling the powder for a business/client of yours? Its also suspicious your referencing tons and min ton purchase. That is not language i would suspect an attorney or someone with little to no knowledge about kratom to be saying, nor the testing requirements.
Wholesaled powder is a pass the lab test down kind of deal, no new testing for transactions. If there was a testing requirement it at least is not an openly upfront part of the deal from the seller side. You normally have to haggle as a buyer to put a contingency on testing, never given upfront.
Id steer clear of this deal guys.
Re: Kratom shop closing - must sell 8 tons fast
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 3:11 pm
by herbalhippie
Well, OP made this one post and hasn't been back since 10/24 so how about I lock this thread and let it die a peaceful death?