The Weekly Paws Report
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 4:56 pm
Dirty Paws Kratom 
Another week, another post. But honestly? We're still here doing the same thing—giving a shit about kratom quality when a lot of vendors don't.
Visit us: DirtyPawsKratom.com
WHAT'S ON SALE Code DOUBLEM20 gets you 20% off your first order through **November 11th**.
Black Friday's around the corner. We're cooking something up.
- Post an honest review anywhere and show us—we'll send you 30% off your next order. Good, bad, whatever. Just be real.
- Shoot us a message. Seriously. Tell us what you're looking for, how your week's going, send us a meme. We'll toss you a discount code because we actually like talking to people.
THE SPLIT KILO **$90** for a full kilo split four ways. You pick the strains—250g each. Red, green, white, whatever combo you want.
We keep it simple: **powder only**. No extracts. No 7-hydroxymitragynine. Just clean leaf like it's supposed to be.
TRY BEFORE YOU COMMIT - Sample pricing: First one is $3, then $1 each after (3 sample max).
- Already ordering? Pick **two free samples** on us.
We're not some massive operation. It's a family thing. We use kratom ourselves, it's helped us, so yeah—we're picky about what we sell.
Every order gets Nicky's paw stamp. He's our dog. Also technically the CEO. Don't ask how that happened.
Our goal? Fair prices, good product, no BS. Help us grow and we'll keep treating you right.
WE WANT YOUR VOICE
We're building out our blog and we want **your stories**.
How's kratom helped you? What's your experience been like?
Email us. We're highlighting real people from our community—not just testimonials, but actual stories. You're what makes this work.
Hit us up. Let's talk.
TL;DR
**20% OFF** your first order – Code: DOUBLEM20 (valid through Nov 11th) **30% OFF** when you leave us a review **Random discounts** for being cool and reaching out **$90 Split Kilos** – pick your four strains **2 Free Samples** with orders **Powder only** – no extracts or 7OH **Something wrong?** Let us fix it.BOTTOM LINE
There's a thousand kratom vendors out there. We're just trying to be straightforward and treat people like humans.
Check us out: DirtyPawsKratom.com
Nicky says hi.
—The Dirty Paws Family
NICKY THE CEO
