NICKY HERE. DOG CEO.
Listen. Straight to it. We're running the best sale of the year until December 25th.
$60 SPLIT KILOS
Normally $90. We're basically lighting money on fire. Four strains, two, one—build it however you want. No codes. Price is already on the site.
Or just samples? $3 ships them. We pack them tight. I personally guarantee it with my paw.
GIFT SETS (Perfect intro to kratom)
60g Sampler Set (3 jars, 20g each) – $30 – Gift wrapped, boxed with love.
80g Sampler Set (4 jars, 20g each) – $40 – Four strains. More options.
80g Christmas Ball Sampler (4 balls, 20g each) – $49.99 – Hang on tree. Ribbon included.
Let people find their strain without dropping $60 and hating life.
OTHER DEALS
First time? Code DOUBLEM20 – 20% off (stacks with sale!)
Leave a review? Any review. We'll send 30% off next time.
WHY US
No extracts. No 7OH. No nonsense. Just powder. Good powder. The kind we actually use.
We're small. We're family. The big guys don't care—we do.
HERE'S THE THING
Tell your friends. Share this. Screenshot it. Tag us in groups. That's literally how we survive. We can't compete on ad spend. We compete on not being idiots about quality and price.
GET THEM HERE
DirtyPawsKratom.com | DirtyPawsBotanicals.com
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—Nicky
(Paws can't type but I'm learning)