We're Back At It! 🐾
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2026 5:45 pm
Dirty Paws Botanicals 
FEBRUARY UPDATE: NEW BATCH, NEW REVIEWS, NEW RESPECT
We've been quiet since January. Not because we disappeared—because we've been busy shipping orders, upgrading our game, and earning the trust of customers who actually give a damn about quality.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Fresh Indonesian Batch: Just landed. Murray-Brown Labs tested. 1.32-1.61% mitragynine. Clean heavy metals. No BS.
Customer Reviews Are Rolling In: People are talking. Reddit, our site, word of mouth. We're not paying for fake reviews—we're earning real ones.
Packaging: Still upgraded. Still amber glass jars. Still mylar bags. Still treating this like it matters.
PRICING (NO GAMES)
Split Kilos: $90 - Build your own. 4 strains or 1. We don't care.
50g = $12 | 100g = $20 | 250g = $36 | 500g = $60
Free shipping on all orders.
DOUBLEM10 - EXCLUSIVE 10% OFF
This code is for Double M members only. Use it at checkout. Don't share it everywhere. We're not running a charity—we're rewarding the community that matters.
REAL CUSTOMER REVIEWS
"Honestly didn't expect much from a dog CEO, but this is legit quality. Clean burn, smooth effects. Coming back." — Josh J.
"Best packaging I've seen from a small vendor. Product backs it up too." — Jake M.
"Tried the Green Maeng Da. No complaints. Will order again." — Verified Buyer
FOR REVIEWERS
Got a legitimate review history on Double M, Reddit, or elsewhere? We'll send you samples worth writing about.
Post your review, get 30% off your next order. We reward honest feedback.
Email us with your credentials: [email protected]
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—Nicky
CEO, Dirty Paws Botanicals LLC