Smiley Time Current Strains
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Triskey
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Smiley Time Current Strains
I've been a regular kratom user for 8 years now and I just gottta say how happy ive been with sth. They've been my exclusive vendor for over a year and out of all my 'regular' vendors sth blows them away. I love how they update the dates of each batch/strain so you always know when a fresh shipment of your favorite strains come in, I get excited everytime I see an update and try almost every strain he gets.
I don't usually do reviews for vendors because I hate when they sell out of awesome strains too fast for me to stock up on them, and ive seen time and time again good vendors go to crap cause they get overwhelmed or can't handle the rapid growth ect. . Sth really got it together, the only thing I'd like to see different is offering larger bulk discounts because the leaf is so good I want to stock up as much as possible.
What prompted me to do a review was their recent batch of green bali #2. I haven't thrown up from kratom since i first started and my first dose (average size for me) turned out to be way too much, this is some potent leaf and not in the bad way that easily causes wobbles. After adjusting my dose this bali is definitely the best batch I've had this year and even surpasses my last year favorite strains such as the green coffee from bb . I don't usually mix strains but the bali is perfect for mixing. I had a big bag of green jong kong from bb earlier this year that was so bad that i forgot i even had it when i ran out, it's garbage kratom and honestly my past 5 or so orders from bb were so bad that i see them as deceptive and will not order from them again, every strain they had for a while was garbage, don't know about now though. Anyways, i mixed some green bali with it and it just transformed into kratom that actually works lol. You can see and smell the potency of this stuff it's just awesome i wish there wasn't a 250g limit (but im also thankful for the limit cause probably would have never even got to try it because it'd be sold out).
Green bali isn't sth's only super impressive strain lately, his new batch of g indo is amazing as well, super relaxing and just perfect for after work pain or winding down. Definitely going to be a re-order for me.
Green Sunda was one of my first sth strains and I really loved it, the other batches of it weren't nearly as good as that first one i had but the fresh batch they just got is defintily back up on the quality.
Green monster is also a great strain, consistency has seemed to vary from batch to batch but it's always a nice daily strain. In past orders i would have rated it above the green sunda but my latest order I think the sunda may have it beat.
The sg #3 is a great strain as well that's very potent, reminds me of a faster version of the bali that's not quite as potent. It's very energetic, I prefer to mix it with other strains but it's great on it's own too.
You really can't go wrong with sth imo, even their worst strains are still good, and their good strains just blow my mind occasionally. Normally a vendor never last longer than 6 months to a year for me until the quality or service seems to start going down (herbal rva, motark, and bb were standout vendors for me the last 2 years and they all just got worse and worse for me). I feel like sth is probably the most consistent vendor I've ever used. They can rest assured that once or twice a month they will have my business and I'm honestly so satisfied with them that I haven't even looked at any other vendors in like 6 months. About to try my 2 current favorite strains blended (the indo and bali) and enjoy my day off, I have a feeling it is going to be an amazing blend : )
I don't usually do reviews for vendors because I hate when they sell out of awesome strains too fast for me to stock up on them, and ive seen time and time again good vendors go to crap cause they get overwhelmed or can't handle the rapid growth ect. . Sth really got it together, the only thing I'd like to see different is offering larger bulk discounts because the leaf is so good I want to stock up as much as possible.
What prompted me to do a review was their recent batch of green bali #2. I haven't thrown up from kratom since i first started and my first dose (average size for me) turned out to be way too much, this is some potent leaf and not in the bad way that easily causes wobbles. After adjusting my dose this bali is definitely the best batch I've had this year and even surpasses my last year favorite strains such as the green coffee from bb . I don't usually mix strains but the bali is perfect for mixing. I had a big bag of green jong kong from bb earlier this year that was so bad that i forgot i even had it when i ran out, it's garbage kratom and honestly my past 5 or so orders from bb were so bad that i see them as deceptive and will not order from them again, every strain they had for a while was garbage, don't know about now though. Anyways, i mixed some green bali with it and it just transformed into kratom that actually works lol. You can see and smell the potency of this stuff it's just awesome i wish there wasn't a 250g limit (but im also thankful for the limit cause probably would have never even got to try it because it'd be sold out).
Green bali isn't sth's only super impressive strain lately, his new batch of g indo is amazing as well, super relaxing and just perfect for after work pain or winding down. Definitely going to be a re-order for me.
Green Sunda was one of my first sth strains and I really loved it, the other batches of it weren't nearly as good as that first one i had but the fresh batch they just got is defintily back up on the quality.
Green monster is also a great strain, consistency has seemed to vary from batch to batch but it's always a nice daily strain. In past orders i would have rated it above the green sunda but my latest order I think the sunda may have it beat.
The sg #3 is a great strain as well that's very potent, reminds me of a faster version of the bali that's not quite as potent. It's very energetic, I prefer to mix it with other strains but it's great on it's own too.
You really can't go wrong with sth imo, even their worst strains are still good, and their good strains just blow my mind occasionally. Normally a vendor never last longer than 6 months to a year for me until the quality or service seems to start going down (herbal rva, motark, and bb were standout vendors for me the last 2 years and they all just got worse and worse for me). I feel like sth is probably the most consistent vendor I've ever used. They can rest assured that once or twice a month they will have my business and I'm honestly so satisfied with them that I haven't even looked at any other vendors in like 6 months. About to try my 2 current favorite strains blended (the indo and bali) and enjoy my day off, I have a feeling it is going to be an amazing blend : )
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FireCrotch79
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Re: Smiley Time Current Strains
I agree that Smiley Time's leaf is great! White Smile is my favorite and the first leaf that has really blown me away since I started using kratom a little over a year ago. His Green Monster is just as good Imo, very energetic for daily burn. Green Smile is great as well. I liked it so much that I bought a split kilo with 250 grams of Green Smile, but was different batch and really didn't do anything for me. But he stands by his product and makes things right! I emailed him about it not working after trying it a few different times and he has sent me out a brand new batch!! I mean WOW now that's great customer service!! I should be receiving it tomorrow, can't wait! He is closed untile Oct 1st and I'm gonna jump on some more of that White Smile for sure and probably try some others as well.
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ConcernedMom420
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Re: Smiley Time Current Strains
Any of you guys try his current PMD batches?? I’m wanting to make a purchase but want to know possible reviews first
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neodave
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Re: Smiley Time Current Strains
@Trisky which batch was the Green Bali #2 you liked so much? I too have gotten some really good stuff from Smiley. Like anywhere from batch to batch they can be different. I got some stellar Thai MD, Green Smile, and PMD recently. The follow up batches weren't bad just not as good. A little less speedy. A little dab of White Sandai and they are perfect.
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Ezriderx2x
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Re: Smiley Time Current Strains
FireCrotch79 wrote:I agree that Smiley Time's leaf is great! White Smile is my favorite and the first leaf that has really blown me away since I started using kratom a little over a year ago.
What speed was white smile?? Mid or fast? Always looking for a good fast white.
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Re: Smiley Time Current Strains
That was a nice review, you hit on some that I haven't tried yet.. I generally stick to the ever popular PMD, and his signature Smile's which I just got in.. Right now is very busy everyone's got tons of new stuff, but I feel pretty confident ordering STH leaf.. and always try a couple new ones. Just got Super White Bali - will update this review asapTriskey wrote:You really can't go wrong with STH imo ... About to try my 2 current favorite strains blended (the indo and bali) and enjoy my day off, I have a feeling it is going to be an amazing blend : )
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guitartodd77
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Re: Smiley Time Current Strains
Thanks for the review. STH's Red Sunda and Yellow Sunda are a couple of my favorite top shelf batches. I'll have to check out that Green Sunda next.
I typically aim for Sunda and Vietnam strains and STH offers high quality options for both of them. Of course, as mentioned, the PMD, SG3, Red Bali and Green Monster are also high quality and consistant as well. You really can't ask for much more in a great vendor.
I typically aim for Sunda and Vietnam strains and STH offers high quality options for both of them. Of course, as mentioned, the PMD, SG3, Red Bali and Green Monster are also high quality and consistant as well. You really can't ask for much more in a great vendor.
- WhiteAngelica
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Re: Smiley Time Current Strains
Any reason why a review of STH launches into a tirade against Botanical Bunny? I mean, it's really over the too. Saying that it made you vomit and basically calling it garbage...
I will take the remaining botanical bunny off your hands, but it sounds like you threw it out. In terms of sustainability alone, that is not unlike 'food waste'--it is kratom waste. I mean, post something in the trading post if you do not like a vendor, but remember that your experience is subjective. No declarative statements are needed. If you say Botanical Bunny is shit, it doesn't make it so. You just don't like them. There's a difference.
When I read a review, I like it to stay on topic. I am interested in most recent fire strains from STH, not a post that takes a random detour into a diatribe.
I will take the remaining botanical bunny off your hands, but it sounds like you threw it out. In terms of sustainability alone, that is not unlike 'food waste'--it is kratom waste. I mean, post something in the trading post if you do not like a vendor, but remember that your experience is subjective. No declarative statements are needed. If you say Botanical Bunny is shit, it doesn't make it so. You just don't like them. There's a difference.
When I read a review, I like it to stay on topic. I am interested in most recent fire strains from STH, not a post that takes a random detour into a diatribe.
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WoahhhhREALLYbro
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Re: Smiley Time Current Strains
Hey everybody. I'm getting ready to order from sth again after a couple month hiatus. I've always been impressed with their strains and have pretty much stuck between the plantation md and the super green 3 but recently the sg3 was a little underwhelming. Can anyone tell me about any good fast acting reds or greens that they have gotten from them recently or at least after the site rebooted this last time? It has me a little worried that their batches might have changed.
- ScottyK
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Re: Smiley Time Current Strains
Hmm... I have Green Bali #2 from 8-16-19 and I thought it was his weakest out of the 20 or so strains I've tried.
I'm doing this all wrong!
I probably would've enjoyed it much more if I mixed it with his Red Smile, which I thought was his slowest blend so far.
I'm doing this all wrong!
I probably would've enjoyed it much more if I mixed it with his Red Smile, which I thought was his slowest blend so far.