Review of Dirty Paws Botanicals
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2026 7:27 pm
Dirty paws is the new kid on the block, founded by a couple in FL (possible relocation soon) and Chaired by Nicholas J Pants, their stalwart, hard working, and genius level (dunno what breed, but you can see him on their site...he is pretty cute, though I have a fondness for medium sized dogs) pup.
https://dirtypawskratom.com/
Prices are fair, potency up there, selection is large enough to have to make choices, and small enough not to get overwhelmed.
At this point in my testing, and it's more of a cursory go-over, as I'm coming off a really bad cold, I could be a little wonky on the strength of the batches, either a little stronger or little less, estimates, but accurate estimates, if you will.
So I received samples of Yellow Horn, GMD, G Jongkong, and Red Bali.
My average dose of high quality kratom (Texas Family Harvest, Down to Earth, RVA, Heavenleaf's Dark Room series, MitraMan, a few more) is about 4g, skipping days here and there. Some high quality kratom such as Denette's, Lone Star, Lucky's don't work with my chemistry, I don't put them down in any way.
First, I tried 1g Red Bali in the evening and it eliminated all traces of Restless Leg Syndrome, which I frequently get and kratom puts a stop to if I have kratom sometime during the day/evening. It's not withdrawal from kratom, it prevents it, and this did it with a minimal dose.
The greens seemed standard at 3-4.5g providing a small boost to mood and energy, nothing to turn your nose up at. They would be much more enjoyable without this congestion, and have a cleaner feel rather than muddled in sniffles and coughing.
The yellow horn was my favorite (subject to change after more time spent with these tiny treasures) but there was a kick in the pants that had me check if there were a 'kick me' sign taped to my back. Nice and strong, some moderate waves of energy, very good kratom, makes me want to retry the others when my cold is totally cleared.
So thank you Doggy Pants and the human couple who work for you, I officially put my stamp of approval of 'New Vendor - Must try'
Aloha,
Mike Indelibledotink
https://dirtypawskratom.com/
Prices are fair, potency up there, selection is large enough to have to make choices, and small enough not to get overwhelmed.
At this point in my testing, and it's more of a cursory go-over, as I'm coming off a really bad cold, I could be a little wonky on the strength of the batches, either a little stronger or little less, estimates, but accurate estimates, if you will.
So I received samples of Yellow Horn, GMD, G Jongkong, and Red Bali.
My average dose of high quality kratom (Texas Family Harvest, Down to Earth, RVA, Heavenleaf's Dark Room series, MitraMan, a few more) is about 4g, skipping days here and there. Some high quality kratom such as Denette's, Lone Star, Lucky's don't work with my chemistry, I don't put them down in any way.
First, I tried 1g Red Bali in the evening and it eliminated all traces of Restless Leg Syndrome, which I frequently get and kratom puts a stop to if I have kratom sometime during the day/evening. It's not withdrawal from kratom, it prevents it, and this did it with a minimal dose.
The greens seemed standard at 3-4.5g providing a small boost to mood and energy, nothing to turn your nose up at. They would be much more enjoyable without this congestion, and have a cleaner feel rather than muddled in sniffles and coughing.
The yellow horn was my favorite (subject to change after more time spent with these tiny treasures) but there was a kick in the pants that had me check if there were a 'kick me' sign taped to my back. Nice and strong, some moderate waves of energy, very good kratom, makes me want to retry the others when my cold is totally cleared.
So thank you Doggy Pants and the human couple who work for you, I officially put my stamp of approval of 'New Vendor - Must try'
Aloha,
Mike Indelibledotink