U of Hawaii football on Sat, Nov25 2023 5pm Hawaiian time

[IndelibleDotInk]

Aloha God, I know we don't have a perfect team this year but we've had a handful of great games. And a lot of not great games.

Prove that you love us and let us win tomorrow. Any kind of win. Like the game with Airforce was amazing, they were ranked 1st in Mountain West and we trounced them.

I know our guys are skilled and strong as heck. Just help us get the cogs going click click click! on this last game. We love you, and even if you allow a loss, I will not turn to evil. Well, some evil, but not like the real bad stuff. Thank you for introducing me to college football and NFL football. Perhaps one day I can take pool (billiards) lessons and have a table in my apartment.

Also please help me on my keto diet, I am pleased with the progress you've allowed me so far.

Love,
Mike

[IndelibleDotInk]

Dear God, thank you for an ass kicking smackdown by us to Colorado State.

You let them score first, but we traded blows and caught up 24-24 with a few seconds on the clock in the 4th quarter, our posession. Everybody thought we'd lose and weird things were happening with the clock. The clock got reset to the right time and our kicker, Matt Shipley, jogged onto the field... but nobody knew it was a hurry-all situation... then Matt realized he only had four seconds to kick, so he ran and directly took the snap and kicked it straight down the middle... whhoo hoooo!

Praise the Lord for a final win! Can't wait for next year... ahhhh!