That reminds me of my grandma. She was so sweet, just dripping with honey, but man she would cut a bitch in a heartbeat! (Well, she wasn't quite THAT mean).whiffypants wrote:That's the damn truth. I used to live down the street from two little old ladies -- one late 80s, the other early 90s -- and they seemed like the sweetest, most angelic people. The grannies I'd always wished I'd had. Until I got to know them better, and then it was clear that 1) not angels are heavenly, and 2) they had reached that age primarily because the devil himself was too scared to take 'em in.![]()
The moral of today's story? Don't fuck with the old'uns, kids. Truth: you have no idea what kind of hellish scenario you might be unleashing.
Average age of a Kratom user?
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MetalMamaRocks
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heme2016
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63. Delighted to find I'm not the only walking fossil around here...
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Kutiki
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I'm 67years been doing kratom for 2years. 3grams twice a day helps knees back and hip. I go on Reddit and 50percent of them sound like kids. That's why I'm here.Thanks
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I am very glad to see new members! Welcome!
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tfribourg69
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25, been using for 2.5 yrs
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whiffypants
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MetalMamaRocks wrote:That reminds me of my grandma. She was so sweet, just dripping with honey, but man she would cut a bitch in a heartbeat! (Well, she wasn't quite THAT mean).
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NLK316
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LuLu
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Catmom2004
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I'm 58 & feeling every minute of it, unfortunately. Been using kratom since December 2016 to help with the aches and pains & as a mood lifter.
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The moral of today's story? Don't fuck with the old'uns, kids. Truth: you have no idea what kind of hellish scenario you might be unleashing.
I tell my grandsons that all the time. You're gonna look silly as hell getting your ass kicked by an old cripple.
I tell my grandsons that all the time. You're gonna look silly as hell getting your ass kicked by an old cripple.
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Trailmix
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26 been using Kratom for a year, first tried like 2-3years ago admist the haze but didn’t actually get into it untill I got sober. I have 4 friends who are my age who use daily as well.
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Welcome, Trailmix, and congratulations on your sobriety. There are lots of people here who share the same story. 
And welcome to Catmom2004 too! Lots of new folks here. Howdy!

And welcome to Catmom2004 too! Lots of new folks here. Howdy!
BlendsAreMyFriends wrote:You're gonna look silly as hell getting your ass kicked by an old cripple.![]()
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LuLu
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BlendsAreMyFriends wrote:The moral of today's story? Don't fuck with the old'uns, kids. Truth: you have no idea what kind of hellish scenario you might be unleashing.
I tell my grandsons that all the time. You're gonna look silly as hell getting your ass kicked by an old cripple.
We should sit beside each other!! I bet we could a terror together! LOL
I tell my 4 boys all the time that I may be broken but I’ll still take ya to front yard and embarrass y’all in front of God and your friends! Lol
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LuLu
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It’s because 95% of them ARE kids. LolKutiki wrote:I'm 67years been doing kratom for 2years. 3grams twice a day helps knees back and hip. I go on Reddit and 50percent of them sound like kids. That's why I'm here.Thanks
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Hamsamick
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52 and feel like 90 lol.
But thanks to Kratom I wont need Viagra.

But thanks to Kratom I wont need Viagra.
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SunnyD
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I’m coming up on 53....somehow it’s sneaking up on me. My aunt told me about Kratom and she’s 63 and I turned my mom onto kratom for pain and she’s 74. Keeping it in the family!
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I told my son about kratom and he told his wife and his sister-in-lawSunnyD wrote:I’m coming up on 53....somehow it’s sneaking up on me. My aunt told me about Kratom and she’s 63 and I turned my mom onto kratom for pain and she’s 74. Keeping it in the family!
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Looks like I'm late chiming in on this...57, daily user for near 4 years now. I like to stay active, and Kratom helps me to do that. Honestly don't think I could do all the things I still do now without it (or at least enjoy it as much). My wife calls it "new age Geritol", haha...I have told a lot of even older folk about it, and it has changed their lives. I for one, will NEVER be without it (legal or not).
I don't see the harm for us old guys, long as you are responsible in its use, get regular check-ups including full blood work just to be safe. Keeps me off the couch and out and about... getting exercise, being active and social and most of all HAPPY. Leave it to the Government to try and take away whatever makes the elderly happy. It's really a shame. I think I'm quite old enough to decide what I want to put in my body for heavens sake. Do you guys ever listen to the SIDE EFFECTS on the commercials for a lot of the new FDA approved drugs out there. NO THANKS, I'll keep my tree leaf, thank you very much!
I don't see the harm for us old guys, long as you are responsible in its use, get regular check-ups including full blood work just to be safe. Keeps me off the couch and out and about... getting exercise, being active and social and most of all HAPPY. Leave it to the Government to try and take away whatever makes the elderly happy. It's really a shame. I think I'm quite old enough to decide what I want to put in my body for heavens sake. Do you guys ever listen to the SIDE EFFECTS on the commercials for a lot of the new FDA approved drugs out there. NO THANKS, I'll keep my tree leaf, thank you very much!