Smiley Time Herbals

[kratomverbatim]

So I got my order in today, ordered a mixed kg of greens and reds, and the first one I tried was the Super Green #3. Here's my thoughts so far on the kratom and STH itself:

Pros

- Euphoria: It has a VERY nice euphoric feeling. It almost brings me back to the first time I tried kratom and how "potent" it seemed. I took 5g as soon as I got it in, and that hit the spot perfectly. Really, really impressed.
- Moderate pain relief: I broke my back in 2015 and have not used opiates in 2 and a half years, so I am all too familiar with chronic pain. It is definitely not as pain relieving as a red (which is expected, no complaints there); but it does have pain relieving properties as well as elevated mood, motivation, and energy. The super green #3 is really just a superb blend. That's all I can say. It's the only one I've tried so far which gives me really good hopes for the rest of what I ordered, but STH really got their hands on a great batch.
- Free and FAST shipping: Was very excited and pleased with how fast i received my order. Placed it late last week (Thursday night around midnight going into Friday) and got it this morning in the mail. Tracking is provided.
- Very fair pricing/splits: I was allowed to split it 5 ways which I did 4, and got it for 89 dollars. No complaints there either.
- Wide payment variety and easy transaction process: They offer many different payment methods and I got confirmation of the payment within an hour, but it could've been much less.

Cons

There's really not anything to complain about, honestly. I've got 3 things that I could I guess force myself to complain about if I had to find something, but not really.

- No discount/promo code: This doesn't hold much weight though because they offer free priority shipping. In what you would save 10% or whatever with some other vendor, you would pay for in shipping. It comes out the same, in my opinion.
- Slightly stingy with samples: I've ordered a kg with other vendors and usually get more than just 2 samples with my order. I'm very grateful to have gotten those 2, don't get me wrong. But this is just one "con" I guess you could say if I had to think of one.
- Onset time: Seemed to take a bit longer to kick in than other kratom I've tried in the past. Again, nothing worth really complaining about.

I believe in honest and fair reviews. I've not come across one vendor that was perfect in ALL areas. You can always find something to complain about. That being said, with the "cons" I listed, I was perfectly okay with dealing with because in the other actually important areas they completely exceeded my expectations.

Overall, great vendor and I will 110% be back. Would give a 9-9.5/10 no questions asked.

I hope this helps people considering STH, and if there is something I didn't list, let me know and I will address it the best that I can.

[ScottyK]

Which Reds did you get? I’m a Red guy but I’ve enjoyed his Greens better.

Smiley mentioned somewhere that the current batch of SG3 takes longer to hit. He was right! It takes like 20 minutes longer but when it hits it’s really good.

Mine is in the mailbox today. I got some of that Green Bota to try tonight.

[kratomverbatim]

Which Reds did you get? I’m a Red guy but I’ve enjoyed his Greens better.

Smiley mentioned somewhere that the current batch of SG3 takes longer to hit. He was right! It takes like 20 minutes longer but when it hits it’s really good.

Mine is in the mailbox today. I got some of that Green Bota to try tonight.

The red that I got was Super Red MD Jong Kong.

Did he really say the #3 took longer? Haha that's wild. He is absolutely right. It took longer but when it hit, it was fantastic. I'm very impressed.

[BallzDeep9]

Smiley's Wild Green Bota is excellent - been testing his newer stuff, I liked the Bota, has a Potent full-body feel, it's better than the Super Green Malay IMO.. his SG#3 continues to impress. All of these greens are strong!!

[ScottyK]

Smiley's Wild Green Bota is excellent - been testing his newer stuff, I liked the Bota, has a Potent full-body feel, it's better than the Super Green Malay IMO.. his SG#3 continues to impress. All of these greens are strong!!

I just tried the Wild Green Bota this morning.

Have you tried the Green Malay at both normal and large(8-10g) doses yet?

It's quite different in larger doses.

I agree, ALL of the Greens have been hits for me so far. Really enjoy them.

Last night I tried the Bent #2 and it was very relaxing(as advertised)

Do any of you mix Bents with Greens during the day?

EDIT: I was going to add a little of the Super White Bali before work but I think the Wild Green Bota has me moving along just fine. It seems pretty energizing!

[ScottyK]

Which Reds did you get? I’m a Red guy but I’ve enjoyed his Greens better.

Smiley mentioned somewhere that the current batch of SG3 takes longer to hit. He was right! It takes like 20 minutes longer but when it hits it’s really good.

Mine is in the mailbox today. I got some of that Green Bota to try tonight.

The red that I got was Super Red MD Jong Kong.

Did he really say the #3 took longer? Haha that's wild. He is absolutely right. It took longer but when it hit, it was fantastic. I'm very impressed.

Let us know what you think of the Super Red MD Jong Kong. I tried that a few months back and wasn't blown away by it, along with the Red Bali, but he said his newer batches were better, so I was going to circle back and try them again here soon.

[kratomverbatim]

Smiley's Wild Green Bota is excellent - been testing his newer stuff, I liked the Bota, has a Potent full-body feel, it's better than the Super Green Malay IMO.. his SG#3 continues to impress. All of these greens are strong!!

I tried the Super Green Malay earlier today before my class at 12. Absolutely phenomenal. I'm not trying to overly exaggerate, but honestly STH's kratom (at least what i've tried so far) is the closest feeling I have gotten to the euphoria with opiates. I don't think impressed really gives it enough credit. Now the funny thing with the Super Green Malay is that its onset is much quicker than the #3. They are both very good, but I would say I like the Malay better just because it kicks in so much quicker. But the #3 may be a hair stronger.

I'm about to try the Super Red MD Jong Kong right now, and I will report back in a few hours.

STH, I can't say it enough - if you're reading this, you've got a permanent customer.

[herbalhippie]

I tried the Super Green Malay earlier today before my class at 12. Absolutely phenomenal. .

Dammit, I swore I wasn't going to buy any more kratom for a long time.


New mod rule: You may not use the word phenomenal in a kratom strain review. Thank you.

[ScottyK]

Yeah, the Green Malay kicks ass in larger doses. I use it at night. Lol.

[Pete2000]

New mod rule: You may not use the word phenomenal in a kratom strain review. Thank you.

Lol. If it makes you feel any better I picked up some SGM from Smiley a couple of weeks ago. The pain relief was quite good, but overall I'd give it a good/good-.

Now his PMD was absolutely phenom...um never mind.

[herbalhippie]

New mod rule: You may not use the word phenomenal in a kratom strain review. Thank you.

Lol. If it makes you feel any better I picked up some SGM from Smiley a couple of weeks ago. The pain relief was quite good, but overall I'd give it a good/good-.

Now his PMD was absolutely phenom...um never mind.

STAHP

[Dave7x]

Im about to make my first smiley, i was gonna go with super green#3, and wild green bota. What others should i try? I tend to only enjoy greens. I was eying the green monster and super green mayla.

[ScottyK]

Im about to make my first smiley, i was gonna go with super green#3, and wild green bota. What others should i try? I tend to only enjoy greens. I was eying the green monster and super green mayla.

They’re all solid.

[beathappening]

Can vouch for super green 3 and super green malay.

[FireK]

Im about to make my first smiley, i was gonna go with super green#3, and wild green bota. What others should i try? I tend to only enjoy greens. I was eying the green monster and super green mayla.

I also like prem green thai, supreme blend and PMD

[lagoon JL]

I’m gonna make my first order for this vendor in a few days. I normally order big as I can’t order very often so I’m gonna probably do two kilos split 8-10 ways possibly. I need recommendations as to what I should get, but I will say I can’t do whites at all. I’ve never been able too unfortunately my anxiety will not let me. So if someone will help me pick a few best greens and the rest of them the best reds or even bent if those are good because I love a good bent. Thanks for all the help in advance guys!

[Pete2000]

So if someone will help me pick a few best greens and the rest of them the best reds or even bent

Here are ones I thought were Average+ or better (combination of mood lift and pain relief) from my last couple of orders. Bold ones were standouts for me:
Premium Green Thai, Wild Green Bota, Premium Red Thai, Premium Maeng Da, Super Green Malay, Green Asia, Super Green #3
I'll mention the Red Bali as well, which a lot of people here really like. It starts out great for me, but I only get the effects for like 75 minutes. Haven't seen anyone else with that complaint, so you may enjoy that one as well.

Also If you ask Mr. Smiley, he may let you know what he believe the best ones are from new batches.

Good luck!

[Apathycre8schaos]

STH is currently my favorite vendor. The last order I made I had 2 250g bags each split 5 ways (which unfortunately is no longer an option apparently per the new size split options listed on their website which I just noticed yesterday - extreme sad face! I really wanted to try EVERY single one of their strains rather quickly because his selection is HUGE and I wanted to figure out his best strains for me personally without making the process months long- not an extremely terrible situation but still....
Now, that was honestly my very first order but out of those 10 I found 4 great strains, 3 of which I snagged again! Couldn't help myself.
The order I placed yesterday (and was unable to pay for until today due to some issues I was experiencing with Google Pay) contains the following 12 strains( bought 1 1/2 kilos with the 500g 4way split 3x:

Super white md jk
Yellow vietnam
White Vietnam
Red Aceh
Red sandai
Green aceh
Super Green malay
Premium red Thai
Red maha
Red monster
Plantation red
White monster

I ordered pretty much every red strain based on Mr. Smileytime's red strain recommendations made from a previous posting if his. For the life of me I couldn't decide which white strains to snag so if anyone has any recommendations for their Fab white strains I'd love to know what they are. Also what are your favorite STH blends? I couldn't decide on any of them though the Smores looks pretty tasty!
Btw I have to say that the shipping time is AMAZING! Paid for the order this morning and I just received a text from USPS (while I'm writing this) that delivery is expected Friday!!! He'll yeah, Mr. Smileytime you ROCK!!
PS: Before I started writing this I made a blend of STH Malaysian monster with equal parts KOG'S yellow Bota, and all I can say is Hot Damn! I don't usually reach peaks this good due to tolerance issues but this was a definitely potent blend.

[dawnm1982]

Smiley has become my favorite over the last month. Literally the only vendor that takes my pain away. My favorite whites from him are white sandai which I know is sold out but it’s a really fast white, and I’m in love with white banjo. I’m pretty sure that’s my favorite white I’ve ever had. It’s fast but no jitters-it’s the perfect white in my opinion. I also ordered the white Vietnam and I thought it was a good one too with some pain relief.

My favorite reds are red sandai and red aceh-that aceh is some serious pain relief right there. I just placed another order yesterday for more and ordered the new red Thai which he said on other post was faster speed so I’m excited to try it. You really can’t go wrong with any of his strains.

[Quercus]

Smiley has become my favorite over the last month. Literally the only vendor that takes my pain away. My favorite whites from him are white sandai which I know is sold out but it’s a really fast white, and I’m in love with white banjo. I’m pretty sure that’s my favorite white I’ve ever had. It’s fast but no jitters-it’s the perfect white in my opinion. I also ordered the white Vietnam and I thought it was a good one too with some pain relief.

My favorite reds are red sandai and red aceh-that aceh is some serious pain relief right there. I just placed another order yesterday for more and ordered the new red Thai which he said on other post was faster speed so I’m excited to try it. You really can’t go wrong with any of his strains.

I'm really liking Smiley's, too. On top of terrific products, decent prices, fast shipping times and excellent customer service, I really like that he's putting batch numbers and packing dates on everything. I wish all vendors did that.

And yes, White Banjo! That's my favorite strain, too. I was so afraid it would sell out that I just broke my "no-more-kratom-this-month" vow and bought 500g more! It's got a lovely smooth, happy-making energy that is terrific for those days when you have more to do than you have energy and motivation.

[Dave7x]

So i ordered a split kilo.
Wild green bota
Premium Green MD jong kong
Super green #3
Super green mayla

I hope they are good!!!

[jabro70]

Smiley has become my favorite over the last month. Literally the only vendor that takes my pain away. My favorite whites from him are white sandai which I know is sold out but it’s a really fast white, and I’m in love with white banjo. I’m pretty sure that’s my favorite white I’ve ever had. It’s fast but no jitters-it’s the perfect white in my opinion. I also ordered the white Vietnam and I thought it was a good one too with some pain relief.

My favorite reds are red sandai and red aceh-that aceh is some serious pain relief right there. I just placed another order yesterday for more and ordered the new red Thai which he said on other post was faster speed so I’m excited to try it. You really can’t go wrong with any of his strains.

You might want to try his White Aceh if you like his whites. I got that one in my last order and I love it. Has a feel like the White Kali but a little smoother in my opinion. I’ve got a lot of his whites including the Banjo, Sandai, Bota, Kali, Samarinda, Premium Thai, plus White Smile from fall and the Aceh is competing for the top White for me. I really like all of his Aceh strains.

[krattycakes]

I got a Key of the Wild green Bota. Definitely a great strain. The PMD in my book has the best legs out of them all. Seemed to feel my morning dose all throughout the day. Usually a 2-3 hour burn is normal. But PMD was 6-7 hours it seemed like. His Green Malay imo is good, PMD better tho. Got his Bali which was a nice night time strain. Hit those receptors for blanket and relaxation. Shipping and customer service was great. I just have a complaint about his packaging. The Kilo i ordered was just in a cheap plastic baggie, the whole kilo. Now I know hes a busy dude and probably shipping out a lot of orders, but maybe split the Key into 2 packages and seal in the normal bags? Kinda a let down I had to open the whole kilo to try. I feel like many of us like to try a strain and save some of it for long time use. Just a suggestion! other than that I liked Smiley as well. Was my first time for him and he definitely did not disappoint!

[kratomverbatim]

I tried the Super Green Malay earlier today before my class at 12. Absolutely phenomenal. .

Dammit, I swore I wasn't going to buy any more kratom for a long time.


New mod rule: You may not use the word phenomenal in a kratom strain review. Thank you.

LOL! I'm sorry mate. I was just giving STH the credit where it was due.

(Also, it is a little difficult to decipher your tone when you say don't use "that word" over just text on this board. Is that really a rule or just joking?)

[kratomverbatim]

Which Reds did you get? I’m a Red guy but I’ve enjoyed his Greens better.

Smiley mentioned somewhere that the current batch of SG3 takes longer to hit. He was right! It takes like 20 minutes longer but when it hits it’s really good.

Mine is in the mailbox today. I got some of that Green Bota to try tonight.

The red that I got was Super Red MD Jong Kong.

Did he really say the #3 took longer? Haha that's wild. He is absolutely right. It took longer but when it hit, it was fantastic. I'm very impressed.

Let us know what you think of the Super Red MD Jong Kong. I tried that a few months back and wasn't blown away by it, along with the Red Bali, but he said his newer batches were better, so I was going to circle back and try them again here soon.

So I did try the Super Red MD Jong Kong. It is, as expected; very nice. Very calm, relaxing feeling. Enhanced mood, and rather sedating from what I can recall. The only thing that worries me about STH is the fact it seems too good to be true. Good vendors with great product are hard to come by. It's either they eventually run out of stock, quality decreases with new batches, price increases, or whatever. I really hope this never becomes the case with STH because they really are outperforming themselves. If they keep up what they've got going on now, I doubt I will switch to another vendor.

[Dave7x]

My order is out for delivery. So i cant wait ti get off of work!!!! I havent heard abyone mention the premium green MD jong kong??? I think it was one of the new strains. I opted for it over the PMD mainly because it was newer" but the other 3 strains come highly recommend!!! Now time to watch the clock, come on 4 o clock!!$$

[Dave7x]

So just tried the wild green bota, ill report back but first impressions are very good. Now to watch e3 of GOT!!!

[Dleone32]

I went to smiley time herbals and they didn’t have any kratom listed. Am I at the wrong site??

[javagurl62]

I went to smiley time herbals and they didn’t have any kratom listed. Am I at the wrong site??

Search for ‘Speciosa’. I’m looking at his site right now

[WhiteAngelica]

Hey,

He has wonderful, pain killing reds. I USE SG#3 as a little something extra on top of my reds in case I am feeling down in the dumps or something.

Looking forward to your review of reds. My STH diet is consistently Red Sandai and Red Vietnam for the day and Red Maha for the night. I will often order the SG#3 and Yellow Vietnam to help with the frustration, anxiety and depression that comes with chronic pain and disability. I also have heard amazing stuff about his PMD.