Introdcing myself

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Introdcing myself

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Hi Guys. I just joined the forum and I'm hoping to learn about kratom. I see there's a whole lot of great info here already so I'm excited about being here with you all>
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Welcome! You can still get kratom in UK?
Kratom user since 2014!
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trigger
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I don’t know... this guy sounds like a cop. :?
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His website listed on his profile page, http://kratomhealth.info is pretty hilarious. Buy coastline kratom!
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beathappening wrote:His website listed on his profile page, http://kratomhealth.info is pretty hilarious. Buy coastline kratom!
Yea that site is a mess! If it were the first thing I had ever read about kratom, I would have not pursued it. The “information” is so bizarre and scattered. I really wanted to pull some quotes from it because it’s pretty funny. But that would be way too much for a post.
Bright side: this person has found a great place to learn more accurate info and about legitimate vendors.
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Lol that website is ridiculous. Here is one random paragraph from it.

**A detox colon cleanse isn’t a standard practice done by men and women, but nevertheless, it ought to be. Natural detox colon cleanse is a very good means to go. In reality, there are numerous detox colon cleanse programs out there which are just scams.**

What does that have to do with kratom?
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There's so many good ones...

"If you cannot get to a physician at once, then a single way you can temporarily halt the pain is by taking special pain killers created for urinary tract infections."

"Any herb, when burned, can create herbal smoke."

"Consequently, a great deal of men and women come to me and ask what sort of weed kratom is. Taking kratom doesn’t mean that you’ll be directly in unconscious condition. Visiting such a neighborhood shop to acquire Kratom might not be a crime. however, it makes customers nervous."
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beathappening wrote:There's so many good ones...

"If you cannot get to a physician at once, then a single way you can temporarily halt the pain is by taking special pain killers created for urinary tract infections."

"Any herb, when burned, can create herbal smoke."

"Consequently, a great deal of men and women come to me and ask what sort of weed kratom is. Taking kratom doesn’t mean that you’ll be directly in unconscious condition. Visiting such a neighborhood shop to acquire Kratom might not be a crime. however, it makes customers nervous."
LMFAO Its like a bunch of non-english speaking people got together and paid for a single website to sell all of their BS products and used google translate to write it all.
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trigger
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It’s kratom-lorem-ipsum
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trigger wrote:It’s kratom-lorem-ipsum
What does this MEAN???
It's been bugging me! PLEASE explain...
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There’s a passage from Cicero’s text in Latin from On the Ends of Goods and Evils. It’s a block of text that designers put on websites before the client produces content. It’s literally just filler text for layout design. Lorem Ipsum is what it’s called because those are the first two words in the text.
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