Mystic Island: Phatcracker review
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Mahoganyrush
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Mystic Island: Phatcracker review
Hello everyone I'm new to this forum but not to kratom have been burning for over 10yrs. mostly for pain relief, after 2 major back surgeries. Kratom has been a godsend for me got me off the heavy pharmacutical stuff, anyway on to Mystic Island I was pretty apprehensive to order from them with the strange names and to find out what the mix for the blends where, I when with a gut feeling and placed a order with Phatcracker, Mermaid, Vampire and Red Bali. I am only going to review Phatcracker right will do the others when I have time. Mood/uplift- 9/10, this where this blend really shines the mood boost is probably one particular blend is the best I have ever, it is very focused with no jitters, it's best in the morning before work or if you are going to have a busy day. Another I suffer with depression this has helped tremendously with that also. Pain relief: 5/10 the pain relief with this blend is moderate it does help some, I think if it was blended with a red it would be top notch. Duration: 9/10 I did notice with the batch that I received it has a courser grain and not really a flour type consistently it takes a good 45 to 50 minutes to kick in but when it does it last around 4 to 5 hours which is amazing for me most burns only last around 2 hours or less for I have a pretty high tolerance, probably my favorite part of this blend. Euphoria: 6/10 when this blend first kicks it does have mild euphoria, but it only last about 45 minutes or so, then it's just a nice focused enegy without any jitters and I drink a couple cups of coffee each morning. Anyway I am very glad I tried Mystic it's been a pleasant surprise, plus prices are excellent I will definitely be placing another order for sure. Sorry guys I did this on my phone I apologise for any misspellings and the format and the long ass post lol.
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Hey Mahoganyrush, and welcome!
Excellent review, thanks for taking the trouble. I've never had Phatcracker but every time I turn around someone's saying really good things about it, so I'm thinking my personal ignorance on that strain will just have to change. I think you've convinced me.
Excellent review, thanks for taking the trouble. I've never had Phatcracker but every time I turn around someone's saying really good things about it, so I'm thinking my personal ignorance on that strain will just have to change. I think you've convinced me.
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Mahoganyrush
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Hi there, it's a really nice blend not 100% sure whats in it, I think it's white, green and some red, it's definitely worth a shot the prices are really good to.
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Mahoganyrush
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Hey Herbalhippie, yes I'm pretty old lol. 1970's prog rock

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Mahoganyrush wrote:Hey Herbalhippie, yes I'm pretty old lol. 1970's prog rock![]()
Me too. And 70s progressive rock is my favorite
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Heh, I didn't know y'all were into that. I -love- King Crimson, ELP, all Floyd, early Rush, etc.
There's some good taste on this board!
There's some good taste on this board!
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Mahoganyrush
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Hey that's awesome guys I thought I was the only who liked that type of music lol. Pink Floyd probably my all time favorite 
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This is embarrassing but I can honest to God listen to Dark Side on repeat for -hours- and never get bored with it. Same for Wish You Were Here, but I get bored with that one faster.
Right now I'm on a 60s - early 70s psychedelia kick, with lots of ELP, Crimson, Blind Faith, that sort of thing. And the odd early Allman Bros album thrown in, just because I dig it (and they too were very much a sound for their time, like with Elizabeth Reed). Never, ever gets old for me.
Right now I'm on a 60s - early 70s psychedelia kick, with lots of ELP, Crimson, Blind Faith, that sort of thing. And the odd early Allman Bros album thrown in, just because I dig it (and they too were very much a sound for their time, like with Elizabeth Reed). Never, ever gets old for me.
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Mahoganyrush
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No Jefferson Airplane lol, Pink Floyd's Dark side of the Moon is still one of the all-time classics love that album 
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Dark sides ok I guess, but Piper at the gates of dawn is the best pink Floyd album no question 
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I been listening to that for years too, lately I've been listening to Ozric Tentacles, they've been around for years I just never heard of them.
Tons to see and hear on YouTube..
Tons to see and hear on YouTube..
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Haha funny how a review turned into a 70s program rock Convo! I just have to love it 
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I think you're right. The first time I tried it I was doing manual labor and I didn't notice, but I'm burning some right now and it is -very- uplifting, much more so than I expected going by my first try.Mahoganyrush wrote:Mood/uplift- 9/10, this where this blend really shines the mood boost is probably one particular blend is the best I have ever, it is very focused with no jitters, it's best in the morning before work or if you are going to have a busy day.
It's definitely killing any residual pain I would be having right now, but I was doing pretty well before I dosed so I'm not sure how well it would work on a heavy pain day.Mahoganyrush wrote:Pain relief: 5/10 the pain relief with this blend is moderate it does help some, I think if it was blended with a red it would be top notch.
Even so I'm very glad I got it (and they threw it in as a sample as well, so I have even more than I ordered) and now that I've tried it I think your review is spot on. Thanks again, Mahogany!
Oh, and I almost forgot: for those who don't know, this Mystic Island offering is a blend of MI's Unicorn and Amethyst originally suggested by our very own /u/phatcracker, in whose honor it was named: https://www.reddit.com/r/Kratomm/commen ... om_mystic/
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I’m itching to try this vendor after reading about the product variety, but I haven’t heard back from them about pymnt or anything after placing order three days ago. Anybody know what’s up,with that?
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g-otis wrote:I’m itching to try this vendor after reading about the product variety, but I haven’t heard back from them about pymnt or anything after placing order three days ago. Anybody know what’s up,with that?
Search Coastal in your inbox. You’ll find an invoice there
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I bought some phatcracker from MI, and I am a noob, so all can say is that yes, after ingesting 3 tsp, I felt that all over warm body rush like you get from opioids. I felt a little energy and it killed the little pain I was having.
I never felt a lift in mood, or anything else really. I guess for me, it has to hit me very hard in order for me to feel it. Subtle things, I just cannot feel them at all.
I never felt a lift in mood, or anything else really. I guess for me, it has to hit me very hard in order for me to feel it. Subtle things, I just cannot feel them at all.
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It’s very rare to run across a Mahogany Rush fan.Mahoganyrush wrote:Hey that's awesome guys I thought I was the only who liked that type of music lol. Pink Floyd probably my all time favorite
I’m a guitarist over 50, so I definitely know of Frank Marino. He falls into that group of kickass players like Robin Trower, Johnny Winters, Pat Travers, who came right after Hendrix to carry that torch. We called it head music, back in prehistoric times. I used to have MR on vinyl...anyone remember those shiny black discs?
I kind of figured there would be some old rockers amongst us kratomites!
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g-otis wrote:It’s very rare to run across a Mahogany Rush fan.Mahoganyrush wrote:Hey that's awesome guys I thought I was the only who liked that type of music lol. Pink Floyd probably my all time favorite![]()
I’m a guitarist over 50, so I definitely know of Frank Marino. He falls into that group of kickass players like Robin Trower, Johnny Winters, Pat Travers, who came right after Hendrix to carry that torch. We called it head music, back in prehistoric times. I used to have MR on vinyl...anyone remember those shiny black discs?
I kind of figured there would be some old rockers amongst us kratomites!
I love all those guitarists. Only one I got to see in concert was Robin Trower though.