5 Word Story Thread

[StringThing]

RULES:

-One post at a time. One story at a time.

-Maximum 5 words added to the story per post. You can use less than 5 if you wish.

-You must continue on from where the story last ended, unless the story has reached a natural conclusion which the community agrees on.

-Stories must end with 'The End' to clearly mark the end of the story. They can begin however you like.

-Don't quote the story, just copy/paste so that it adds on to the body of text. Save quotes for people who want to comment on the story.


Example-

Poster1: Once upon a time, there

Poster2: Once upon a time, there was a big, badass lion.

Poster1: Once upon a time, there was a big, badass lion. He ate hamburgers everyday with

Poster3: Once upon a time, there was a big, badass lion. He ate hamburgers everyday with ketchup, strawberry Jell-O, and mayonnaise.

etc.


Now, I will begin the actual story for this thread:


Once upon a time, there



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[Fallguy]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino

[StringThing]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's

[Fallguy]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton.

[StringThing]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly

[e_poison]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry.

[Babel-17]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats fry, and

[Greyfeather]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck.

[MycatTimmy]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call

[StringThing]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I

[Fallguy]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee.

[StringThing]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good.

[e_poison]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

[Greyfeather]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?" "Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

[PistolsAtDawn]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?" "Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!?"

[MycatTimmy]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?" "Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!?" “If you shot Big Benny

[Fallguy]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?" "Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!?" “If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate

[StringThing]

(Did some minor formatting for coherency. Feel free to fix if I got it wrong)

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked

[e_poison]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard

[Babel-17]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard, and knows what to do.

[PistolsAtDawn]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard, and knew what to do: Time to stop dreaming.

[StringThing]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard, and knew what to do: Time to stop dreaming.

"SSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," a voice from behind

[MycatTimmy]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard, and knew what to do: Time to stop dreaming.

"SSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," a voice from behind. Filled with dread, John slowly

[e_poison]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard, and knew what to do: Time to stop dreaming.

"SSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," a voice from behind. Filled with dread, John slowly turned around and saw a

[StringThing]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard, and knew what to do: Time to stop dreaming.

"SSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," a voice from behind. Filled with dread, John slowly turned around and saw a basilisk, soaked in the sanguine

[MycatTimmy]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard, and knew what to do: Time to stop dreaming.

"SSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," a voice from behind. Filled with dread, John slowly turned around and saw a basilisk, soaked in the sanguine light from a neon sign

[StringThing]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard, and knew what to do: Time to stop dreaming.

"SSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," a voice from behind. Filled with dread, John slowly turned around and saw a basilisk, soaked in the sanguine light from a neon sign; fangs extended and ready.

"Ssssssswhhyyyy

[e_poison]

Once upon a time, there was a pink El Camino parked outside of a Wendy's on a Friday afternoon in Compton. Inside, there was a disgustingly old and crusty french fry. (Spoiler) John eats the fry, and then returns to his tow truck. He answers a radio call.

"John? Are you there? I shot Benny in the knee. He don't look so good."

"Big Benny or Little Benny?"

"Big Benny drives a pink El Camino."

"Okay, but who got shot!? If you shot Big Benny the reptilians will retaliate."

"Fuck," John scowled. He looked and saw a large lizard, and knew what to do: Time to stop dreaming.

"SSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," a voice from behind. Filled with dread, John slowly turned around and saw a basilisk, soaked in the sanguine light from a neon sign; fangs extended and ready.

"Ssssssswhhyyyy are you laughing at me?"