Preface : What I speak on herein was NOT normal pain.. trigeminal horror which references a nerve bundle I hope none reading ever need learn the name of beyond this write up (skip ahead if context doesn't matter)
It has been a hot minute since I've left a review or interacted much within the Kratomic world.... truth be told, this forum and these communities have been (and are) way more important to me than some may think
This past year however, I've endured some SURREAL adversity. Pain of a level that it created such a domino effect in my life, some of the most trying circumstances of my existence ensued. The type of oppressive agony that takes one out of the proverbial game, their online communities, and almost my career. Words can't really convey the scope of it....
Yet, hope endured, thanks only to the most incredible of allies and honestly, I acredit nothing short of a life saved thereof as a result... TFH and their leaf literally was the only thing that saw me through what would have otherwise, I believe, forced my body to succumb. That is not an exaggeration....
[i]Jolly Red buddy and Giant kindness : The review of what proved to be, most likely, my most consumed strain in almost a decade of leaf-driven misadventures. [/i] (the actual part of this write up that matters
So, in the wide world of mitra'magic, it's always a matter of give and take. That is to say, if maximum analgesic awesome is ones aim, chances are high your going to sacrifice energy. If energy is priority, mood boost may take a back seat... the focus factor may cost one the "chill out"... so on and so forth.
Given my situation though, I needed a strain that could really accomplish relief of the highest order, without slowing me down. My situation was a matter of needing to perform to survive, which almost required taking things I was not comfortable with... and I believe I would have... had it not been for the uniquely jolly compadre known as the Red Giant
Plain and simple, dropping the colorful language, JRG is super unique to me. Very seldom has a daytime red had the mood elevating properties JRG does, coupled with the relief to such an extent. I also find, where the U4eeAh
steals the show, longevity gets kicked off stage, and while the band plays an entrancing tune, it's a quick number... Yet JRG plays on, well into an encore.... (ok, so maybe I kept it colorful
There is only so much one can say about a strain before they sound redundant, but I really can't emphasize enough how there ARE words I'd employ, only in the service of the Giant.... words such a loyal, because despite burning through well beyond a few kg of it, it KEEPS burning
And finally, the TFH dream team of Chris and Angie have the patience of saints to put up with me
Conclusion
While I know some of this sounds a bit extreme, the fact is, it was. It was the most extreme pain I survived in 40 years on this rock. If it weren't for TFH and their leaf, I'd have lost my house or worse. The JRG is a massive achievement in kratomic engineering in my mind
Thank you for reading. Now go snag some JRG however you can for the tough days you too need a best friend
Jolly Red Giant : The nitty gritty out of 10
Relief : 9
Longevity: 8
Energy : 5
Mood boost : 8
Focus : 7
Relaxation : 6
Inspiration : 7
Creativity: 8
Fun factor: 9
Takeaway: 9... When the challenges are enormous, sometimes one needs a Giant quality of life booster and this is it for my chemistry.

