Method: Tea, plant matter filtered out
Additives: 1/2 lemon squeezed in BEFORE the brew. 1 tsp raw honey and some fresh ginger sometimes
Equipment- Ninja hot and cold brew tea machine. It’s like a drip coffee maker only it allows the water to steep with the tea for 10 minutes. “Respin” means i reran a brewing cycle with the SAME POWDER, no added powder
All these strains are highly recommended, just because i did/didnt like something doesn’t mean you wont.
The reviews without time stamps are off memory and i will revisit them. I paid full price for all these.
Special thanks to my friends Martin and Kristen, that’s who I get all this stuff from
If you have any suggestions or a strain you’d like me to review, lmk. Between Martin and Kristen I can get almost anything. Current batches almost for sure. If you can get me into TFH, message me
I’m loving their stuff.Everything is in alphabetical order
DENETTE
Calis Red Dragon: AH22
8:50- doesn’t taste good but isn’t too bad
8:55-body warmth, mood lift great, mild headiness..just as I typed this I felt a lot of headiness. Very sedating, eyelids VERY heavy
9:10- I’m not tired anymore, it’s “mild” but not weak, I feel like I’d be cool going out all day like this. This another one I’d rate 5/5 IF THIS IS WHAT YOURE LOOKING FOR.
10:30- ate and respun, the headiness went away, still mildly warm
12:00- effects wore off. I’m going to try a fused flora green for my 1pm dose
Green Bone: B36
8:15- taste REALLY nasty
8:30- feels like a red. VERY SEDATING eyes very heavy. Warm. Mild mood lift.
10:00- ate and it’s still very potent. Definitely the strongest knockout strain I’ve had. I’m VERY TIRED.
11:30- still as strong as when I first took it. Still tired
Green Pure: KA17 (3.5/5)
8:20- looked average, not bad
8:35- taste smooth, I like it
9:00- mid. Very very good mood boost. Not very heady but a light buzz. Fairly warm. Mostly I feel euphoria
1:00- I liked it 3.5/5
Red Bangkania: AM12 (4.5 stars)
7:45- taste pretty nasty
8:00- eyes Slightly Heavy. Very heady for a red. Mildly warm. I’d say mid/slow. As I’m typing this my eyes got VERY heavy. THIS IS THE FEELING IM LOOKING FOR. any suggestions I’d like based off this strain. It’s actually real slow not mid, I have a body tingle.
8:20- ate and respun, it still as strong. VERY sedating, I’m getting back in bed. Probably my favorite strain so far
Red Geodong: sk8 (4 stars)
Too strong FOR ME. super long legs, I took it 3:45pm and felt it until 11:00 pm. Imagine taking 10x your regular dose without the wobbles, I just felt super “tired” but awake and content but not sleepy. Overall, this is the STRONGEST I’ve felt but I’m not sure if it’s for me. If you like the feeling this gives you. Then it’s by far the best ever
(Other people say it’s fast). It’s hard to rate because if I totally liked the feeling it’d be a 10/10 but I didn’t 100% so 8/10
Evening dose (after 3 meals and 2 earlier kratom doses)
7:40- it taste nasty, not as bad as Bentley, but close
7:43- immediate warmth, I see now why people say it’s “fast”.
7:50 I definitely know what people meant now when they said it was fast. It’s like the body feel of a red but a head feel of a white. I like it A LOT. Probably my favorite daytime batch now, only thing is I wish I didn’t take it this late.
8:05- I spoke too soon, the body warmth already went away, I’m drinking the respin now, it doesn’t taste as bad as I originally said but I’m trying not to erase my first thoughts soooo it stays
8:29- the body came back, the head is real clean feeling. I was about to watch the Celtics game but now I’m kind of sleepy.
10:00 stayed up, it’s still strong
8:00a, SLEPT LIKE A BABY
FUSED FLORA
Gold Maeng Da: 4070221 (4 stars)
2:30- taste okay, tangy
2:50- the most euphoric, mood lifting strain I’ve EVER had. It feel mid, slightly upper but also relaxing. The only thing missing is that warm fuzzy feeling. I’m wondering if I can mix this with a tiny bit of red to get that effect, suggestions?
3:30- now it feels mid/slow. Still euphoric and mood lift, now I feel VERY relaxed, somewhat tired. I can’t help to feel like it’s missing that warm cozy feeling I like. I’m removing 1 point for that.
3:35- I’m very sleepy, I might take a nap
Green maeng da: 5141080
It’s still morning but this is my second dose because the boreno wore off fast
11:05- taste strong
11:15- feels like every other green to me, no warmth. Heady. Mid spec
11:30- now it’s warm, clear headed but strong. If I liked greens, this is top 12:00- still warm, very strong
1:00- wearing off but still pleasant
Green Naga: Batch 00221121 (4.5/5)
4:15- looked really fresh and chunky
4:30- really spicy, I might of used too much ginger
4:45- mid/slow. Very good mood lift, warm. This is a common thing with fused flora, all his leaf feels extra potent to me. I feel extremely “elevated”. I certainly wouldn’t drive right now and I have reservations using a knife to chop dinner
5:45- still strong, extremely. It’s not as warm as I like so I dock it .5 points, so 4.5/5
Green Sunda: dk090621(5 stars)
Afternoon dose
1:20- taste strong. Not good or bad but strong
1:30- it’s warm like a red but not “heavy” like one. This is the best green I ever had. Only behind the TFH red MD. It’s definitely different from the reds, not sedating at all. I feel happy but not euphoria, I guess mood lift?
1:45- it’s EXTREMELY pleasant feeling and super heady, probably the most heady I ever felt, like if you’re a teen you wouldn’t want to talk to mom, she’d know
. Respinning now2:00- wow this is super potent stuff, extremely potent by far a magnitude of 3x stronger than anything I’ve had. All I can think of is if I find a red this strong, I’m ordering my first kilo. But I’m remembering this one, I’m ordering 100g
Red Boreno: 1240222 (3.5 stars because it wore off fast)
8:35- taste ok, not good or bad tasting
8:55- it’s mildly warm, top notch mood boost, not sedating. A good “daytime red”
9:30- it’s “different” from any red I’ve had, I’m wide awake but feel the “red feeling” I GUESS, this would be what they call an upper mid spec red, maybe? I feel a really nice mood boost and medium euphoria, it’s really nice, this will probably be my go to morning tea as I can’t stand whites and don’t like greens much
9:45- it got stronger, the warm feeling is stronger. Not to heady, Mildly heady. Very big mood lift, 75 mood lift of 100
10:30- ate breakfast, still feel it
10:40- wore off abruptly and fast, wow I feel nothing
Red Kali: P7280421
9:37- taste fairly “weak”
10:05- mid/slow, light feeling. Warm, euphoric, good mood boost. Most a daytime red, more of early evening, relaxing but not tiring.
Super Green: 00221121 (4 stars)
9:50- taste different, not bad, moderately strong taste
10:00- it’s mid. Nice warm feeling I love from reds but no sedation. Plenty mood boost. I’m not sure if this is my favorite green because I liked green sunda as well but it’s up there. I can no longer say I don’t like greens
10:30- mild headiness, still warm, no sedation, mood lift good. As you can see from my other reviews, I REALLY prefer reds. It’s a REALLY good green but I’ll dock it one point because it’s not “red feeling” 4/5 stars
White Bali: 9290421
1:00pm- taste “tangy”
1:10- I hate whites, this is no different, and I don’t know why I tried this
1:20- it’s not as bad as I thought. Nice mood boost. VERY fast just no warm cozy feeling that I like. Fairly heady. I won’t rate this because I don’t like this feeling but you might
1:30- this is crazy fast, way too fast for me, if you want fast, this is hands down it. This by faaaaar the most potent thing I ever had and don’t like it, I’m ZOOMING. I’m going to take some of the TFH Red Md, hopefully it brings me down. This is the second Fused Flora strain that has felt WAYYYY STRONGER than all others. I have 2 fused flora reds I’ll review tomorrow morning
Wild Red Kapuas: Dk090621 (4.5)
Afternoon dose after an A.M dose and a fairly big lunch.
3:10- taste very strong, it’s pretty nasty
3:20- warm glow, mid/slow, eyes SLIGHTLY heavy. Not sleepy but relaxed. Very potent, I knew it’d be strong because it tasted nasty. Huge mood boost and medium euphoria
4:30- still feels the same
6:00- wore off a lot, but not all the way
Super White: Dk301121
I HATE WHITES and I’m just reviewing this because the sample came with my order
3:05- taste really Nasty
4:30- average white, didn’t like it. Whites are just for my own records, I didn’t like it but it wasn’t SUPER fast like the White Bali: 9290421 was.
It’s morning in retrospect it wasn’t bad. Felt like a fast green, wasn’t very fast
Yellow Kapuas: 4070221 (3.5 stars)
6:50- taste different, not nasty
7:10- I got a mild warm glow, it’s VERY euphoric and mood lifting, I’d say mid. Moderate headiness.
7:30- I was ready to say this is the best strain ever but now it’s missing the warm cozy feeling I like. Still heady tho. My reviews are usually longer but I want that cozy feeling so I’m dosing Lonestar Premium red vein: 032422-5 (full review of this in my signature link)
Gulf Coast
Green Green Hulu Kapuas (Lot A2) (2.5 OVERALL but a 5 for a knockout strain)
Reduced dosage to 1/8th teaspoon today, so this review may be off
8:30- taste pretty good, I like the taste
8:40- first thing that came to mind is this is 100% on par with the private vendors, im wondering if it’s just me, comment below. Is definitely a slow green. I feel a tingly body feel but not the warm cozy I look for in reds. That said, the only warm cozy I got from a green was lucky Krakatoa. As a pure green I’d rank this between fused floras green sunda and g green, not as good as the sunda but better than the gmd. I will say I’ve never taken this sedating of a green, I’m very tired, I usually don’t do 2 reviews in a day but I’m probably going to do the gulf coast white right after because I feel like I took a sleeping pill, my god I’m tired.
9:20- so very tired, I’m taking the white hopefully to wake up. Not much moodlift or euphoria, a “knockout strain”
White Hulu Kapuas (Lot A2)
I HATE WHITES. This is immediately after the green Hulu so effects my be mixed. I’m only taking this because the green made me soooo tired
9:30- taste okay, slightly worse than the green
9:50- this may be because is immediately following a super slow green. It feels mid/slow. The euphoria/moodlift is mild. This the the only white I won’t throw in the garbage. I’m still pretty tired.
10:05- it barely did anything, I’m extremely tired still from the green, to the point I can’t stay up. I usually only do 1 review a day but I may do 3 today to counteract this extreme sedation. I’m thinking luck supernova wave 1. Fused floras white Bali I’m sure will wake me up but I’m scared, last time it was too fast. We’ll see what I decide
Heaven Leaf
Cypress Forest 7/22 (5/5 top 3 all time favorite)
I over shot this one by mistake and took .71g
9:15- I know I keep saying this but my reviews are chronological so..but this is the best looking leaf I’ve ever seen
9:30- taste good, a different after taste
10:10- mid, warm “enough” for me to be happy. Very nice body feel, I feel like relief like when you feel like “this is it, I’m gonna piss myself on this plane” and the bathroom opens. It feels like that moment after u piss. I feel max euphoria, perfect 10 for mood and euphoria. Headiness is present, but nothing serious, I’d drive live this but wouldn’t want my niece driving like this. The hood and body “feel goodness” is really really high. I don’t feel any affect (or is it effect? High school education) on my energy. I feel if I was tired, I’d stay tired and vice versa.
11:20- ate breakfast it’s pretty much the same as earlier, im going to respin now
1:25- the body feeling mostly wore off, still decent mood boost. I’m tired but most leaf makes me tired on the come down
Palo Verde: 7/22(4/5)
Im choosing this once because the description is “fast” and I didn’t sleep well since winter moon knocked me out at 10:30am yesterday
9:00- it’s green but not cartoonish neon green. It’s chunky but not super chunky
9:30- taste pretty normal
9:45- not really fast but faster. The euphoria and moodlift isn’t much. The headiness is not heavy but extremely “present” I feel messed up. It’s pretty heady, my vision is slightly distorted. It’s not warm at all, actually I feel no body feeling at all.
10:30- I just ate breakfast and the headiness died down, the mood lift I’d say is fairly high. No euphoria though. It warmed up a bit, still not as warm as I’d like though, but warm enough that in “okay”. I definitely like this a lot more than at 9:45. Is it a late bloomer or that I ate? I don’t know
12:00- it got better (to me) as time went on. I barely “feel” anything but I’m content and in a good mood. 3.5/5, better than most but not special
2:30- I’m just now feeling I could redose, because of the long legs I gove it an extra .5 so 4/5
3:30- I STILL feel it but a little bit
Strawberry Cloud
10:15-color looked real good.
10:25- it taste very good
10:35- eyes heavy, warm, mildly sedating, I’d say mid/slow. Headiness is that “heavy” feeling, not very clear. Moodlift is mild. Very RED feeling. For a bedtime leaf I can’t think of anything I’ve tried that I’d say is definitely better. 2 weeks ago when I was strictly reds I’d put this in my top 5, but Sakti showing me how whites and greens can be soo relaxing, it’s not
11:07- it’s very good, like perfect warmness but I feel like it’s too heavy for daytime, I regret taking it this early
11:50- I’m really enjoying this, I just wish it was at night.
I’d say this is top 3 for this nighttime type of leaf but I’d say this is strictly a nighttime leaf.
Winter Moon:7/15/2022 (5/5)
8:15- no description, but it’s not neon green, nor reddish. Honestly I don’t know what to expect. A white, because of the name? When I scooped it there were no chunks so I’m guessing it’s dried similar to TFH leaf?
8:45- very pleasant, mild tasting. Made a greenish/red tea
9:05- this is harder than I thought, going in blind
. It’s slower, like a red it’s really warm and cozy like a red. My eyes are heavy but I’m not tired. I’d say relaxing but not sedating. Like I could binge a tv series but not fall asleep watching it. Maybe not, my eyes are pretty dang heavy. It’s definitely a “red”. I’m wouldn’t take this during the day again, I just drooled . As I’m typing this I want to change my opinion but I don’t delete so I’d disregard my earlier writings. It’s SLOW, sedating and warm. I’m pretty tired and I drooled on myself. Headiness, it’s heavy, not clear headed at all. I’m “messed up”10:15- ate Breakfast. Still VERY strong and sedating. HEAVIEST feeling leaf I’ve ever had. 5/5 for sleep, I’m going to take a nap now. I feel like I smoked a lot of pot and have couch lock and can’t do anything important until I sleep it off
1:45- I’m just waking up from a nap. Imma need descriptions, I can’t be taking these and ruining my day but easily a 5/5 sleep strain
I wonder if other people felt the same, if so winter moon is a trick, I’d needs to be called blood moon or something, nothing white about it
Extra: so heavenleaf told me it was a white and mid-upper so what do I know
LoneStar Mitra Source
Premium red vein: 032422-5 (4.5 stars)
8:25- taste VERY good. Doesn’t taste potent
8:40- good mood lift, not sedating, mild body warmth. It feels like a green mixed with a Little bit of red. Respinning now
9:00- I’m assuming this is what they mean by “mid spec” and daytime reds. It’s definitely a red, but feels like a green. If I had to do something alert but boring like a drs appointment, I’ll take this. In fact, I just labeled the bag “for boring stuff I have to pay attention to. Lol.
9:10- well this was a “late bloomer” I just got a huge wave of euphoria an hour later. Whatever my final rating will be, I’m adding +1 now
9:25- ate breakfast, it’s now VERY euphoric, wow. Kind of intense but clear headed. It’s not my FAVORITE but in my top 3
10:10- still euphoric
12:10- totally wore off
Red vein Hulu: 0425225 (I didn’t really feel it)
8:50- taste average, nothing to report
9:05- this maybe the first strain that “didn’t work for me.” I don’t feel anything
9:15- now I feel it, slightly. It’s mid, it feels like a green. Slight moodlift, vary slight warmth, I still feel like this doesn’t work with my chemistry
9:35- I don’t really even feel it, I’ll retry this one again some other day, it didn’t “work” for me
Wild Red MD: 073021-11 (3.5 stars)
This is the first review I’m doing in real time.
1/4 teaspoon, 1/2 lemon, seeped 10 minutes, plant matter discarded
9:30- finished drinking tea, have body warmth, not too heady and tasted above average. Eyelids not heavy and not tired. I feel like taking more.
9:44- eyes are heavy, still not tired though. Eyelids literally feel heavy. I feel the red body “tingly” feeling, but not much euphoria
10:10- I feel like want more, body feeling fading, rerunning the SAME .5 grams through warm water again to make a 2nd tea.
10:25 warmed up, this is unique, it’s very heady but clear, truly unique. If you like this type of feeling it’s a-1 PERSONALLY I like more of a sedating feeling. Eyes also don’t feel very heavy anymore
11:05- the body feeling went away, head feel still there but it’s not as strong .
12:20 almost all effect gone, small headiness feeling left
1:20- effects gone, my “afternoon rhino premium red horn 121221a” is after this
LUCKY
Red Krakatoa(5 stars)
This is my holy grail. I like everything about it from what I remember when I took it in the am but before I started recording. If you want me to retake this in the morning and do a play by play, let me know in the comments
Afternoon dose after rhino 40yr WRK-
12:00- it doesn’t taste like anything, taste weak, watery
12:20- it’s warm, but isn’t what I remember, maybe because it’s not my a, dose
12:35- mildly warm, heady but no euphoria or mood lift, respinning now
1:05- same as 12:35. This has me rethinking. I’m going to retry this tomorrow morning to give it a fair shake. I think I’m going to retry all my “memory” strains, now that I’m really paying attention to the effects.
Royal Bentley- (??? Stars)
I cant really rate it. The taste is NASTY! The thing is this is a blending MAGICIAN. All the greens and whites i rated 1 and 2 become 4s when mixed with this. Mixed with fused floras greens made them all 4-4.5. Even the whites that I’d want to throw away are made 3s when mixed. I plan on ordering more.
SuperNova 1
AFTERNOON DOSE-Decided to retry this again
12:00- taste pretty good
12:08- not warm but “tingly”. Mediocre mood boost
12:10- well being feeling, and extremely tingly
12:15- it’s super fast feeling (if that’s what your looking for it’s a 5/5)
12:25- the speed slowed down and this a good thing, still “tingly” going to respin
1:00- I’ll say if you think you’d like this, you’d probably really like this, it seems like people that enjoy “fast” daytime stuff would like this, if I wasn’t retired, I’d take this before work
SuperNova Wave 2
It’s a little “slower” than 1, i guess
West Kali (3.5 stars)
Its the closest lucky has to my all time favorite of the red Krakatoa. My friend said its very similar to him, to me it’s Similar but not really close. I remember expecting Krakatoa and being disappointed
Magic Cyndiann
Green Maeng Da: 7/22 5 stars
9:45- looks really good, probably the best LOOKING leaf I’ve seen in a while
10:10- I like the taste a lot. Really taste like a real tea
10:20- very synergetic, mid. It does everything above average but nothing is very pronounced. Heady but not too much, warm but not sleepy, energizing but not fast. Imo this is the STANDARD for good leaf. I’d make tweaks starting here. Very well balanced
11:05- ate breakfast and for some reason this got stronger. It has zero, no, holes. It does everything extremely well. PERSONALLY, my ideal is this strain but a little warmer, maybe if Cyndi reads this she can recommend something
11:30- instead of getting weaker it’s getting stronger
12:38- still fairly strong. I was planning on cutting my dose from 3-2 doses today and I don’t think I’ll have a problem
Orion Botanicals
ale ale (6/5 my all time favorite leaf)
9:00- looks average, I’m going in with no description
9:16-taste real good, I like it
9:35- it’s sooo good. Takes my #1 overall spot. It’s a mid but it’s euphoric like a white and warm like a red, it’s a blend with no description, if I had to guess, it’s a white with a little red. Very very euphoric and warm but no sedation. Easily my favorite leaf
2:00- basically felt it all day
(Hindsight) I messaged the seller, he said it’s NOT a blend, it’s it’s own strain. I’m willing to bet it’s a blend but not by him but in indo. It’s too perfect to be a single “strain” but what do I know, I thought kratom was from Thailand up until recently.
White King MD (5/5)
9:30- looked “reddish” taste REALLY good
10:00- phenomenal. Best white I’ve ever had. Euphoric and warm. Mid. It’s sooo euphoric. Fairly heady but not too much. Very very relaxing but not sedating.
12:35- wore off a lot, long legs but not spectacular
RHINO REMEDIES
40 Year WRK: 052121c (3-5)it was a 5 but fell off fast and hard)
I RAN OUT OF LEMON SO THIS REVIEW ISNT “fair”
7:39- taste really good, 5/5 for taste
7:45- no body warmth but AMAZING head feeling
7:46- now I feel warmth, VERY euphoric. This will be my new favorite if this has long legs (keeps up)
7:55- this is FIRE! I’m glad I’m retired, I definitely wouldn’t take this before work, I feel like people would know, no it isn’t giving me paranoia
. I’m not drowsy at all but my eyelids are VERY HEAVY. It’s kinda annoying as I feel I have to keep them up or they’ll close8:20-respun and ate breakfast. Still as strong, eyelids no longer AS heavy
10:00- it mostly wore off. Probably my all time favorite feeling but 2.5hrs.
10:50- it’s almost totally gone. I feel like if I had a lot, it be a 5/5. 5 doses per day would keep me REALLY HAPPY. Im don’t have membership to rhino but if I did I’d order more. I’m following this up with luckys red Krakatoa, it will be labeled “afternoon dose”
Natural Red: 112721e
8:25-taste strong
8:35- definitely a daytime red. Mild glow, decent mood lift. Mid-spec
9:00- I really don’t feel it. Body chemistry, I guess. Don’t let this deter you, rhino “e-supplier” is HIGHLY praised by most people
Premium Red Horn 121221a (2 stars)
Personally it was very AVERAGE. Average red, medium legs, i personally wouldn’t order again. Seems like it be good to mix with greens or whites to get that red body feel of a red 6/10
Afternoon dose-
1:30- it taste good
1:52- no effects really but heavy eyelids. Note this as after a big lunch
2:03- definitely feel it, eyes heavy, very faint body feel, moderately heady
Just respun the tea
2:09 taste really good
2:15 now I feel it, still a faint body feel, but the head feel is very good. Probably my favorite head feeling so far. I’m marking this one for blends. I’m thinking mixing with lucky red bent.
2:45- it build up a body feeling now, this is very nice, I like it a lot
4:20- still feel it the same
5:00- fell off fast, no buzz and I somewhat have headache. I also had one on the morning dose the other day but didn’t put it because I wasn’t sure if it was this or I just had a headache
I’m going to retry that denettes red geodong sk8 tonight
Wild Red Kasongan: 013021c (5 stars FOR SLEEP)
11:07- first rhino to taste fairly “nasty”
11:30- it’s mid, strong. I can’t really say much, I feel it a lot but nothing noteworthy. It’s not bad nor special
12:00- disregard my earlier statements, is VERY slow. VERY sedating. It’s a knockout strain for sure. Probably the best knockout strain I’ve reviewed thus far
1:00- very sleepy NOT a daytime or relaxing strain, straight knockout strain.
Sakti
Green Maeng Da: Batch 110 (3.5/5)
12:50- looks normal and fresh
1:05- best TASTING tea I’ve had
1:20- mid, not sedating but warm. Very good mood boost. So far I like this A LOT
4:00- forgot to update, good leaf, not spectacular though
Green Maeng Da: batch#108
My scale taper malfunctioned, ever other review is .5g but this is more than 0.5 but less than 1g
1:17- it isn’t a tier fresh looking but a solid b+
1:35- taste really really strong
1:50- it’s mid. Not much euphoria or mood lift. I’d consider this dud…well not good but not bad
2:00- so I THINK this is what people call the wobbles maybe. I don’t feel good nor bad, but I am seeing distorted. I feel like if I cut a carrot I’d chop my finger off,
. I’m not going to rate this one because it doesn’t even feel familiar to leaf, I’m just super “lifted”. I hate to do this but it reminds me of “whips it’s” like it’s not good or bad but u definitely feel something intense. I think I likely did 2x my dose by mistake though.2:20- so mild euphoria crept in but in too wobbly feeling, I don’t like it
Green Maeng Da: batch#109(5 stars)
I added ginger so taste may be off
9:10-taste pretty nasty
9:20- mid, very good moodlift and euphoria. Surprisingly I get the warm glow I get from reds. So far this is my favorite strain of all time, well have to see how it progresses though. This feels like satkis white to me, in a blind test, I don’t think I could tell the difference
9:30- I just realized, I’m pretty “messed up”. Music sounds sooooo good. I never got this feeling before, euphoria and mood boost high. I’m going to eat breakfast now
10:50- I ate breakfast and it’s still good, not great. Doesn’t have the longest legs but the peak was sooo good, it’s still a 5. Probably my all time favorite now
2:00- this has nothing to do with this but I just retook the white before I posted this, and it was as good as yesterday, definitely a 5
Red boreno: batch 109 (4 stars)
5:30- taste fairly good, doesn’t taste strong. Actually the more I sip it, it’s pretty nasty. Taste nasty like a Bent
5:40- it’s warm, slower but I’m not tired, I really want to watch John wick
. It’s REALLY relaxing. I got a good mood lift, more so than the white and green. As I’m writing this I’m getting that warm blanket rush5:50- I know i said I liked the green and white but this one I like better by quite a bit.
7:00- I’ve been going down to “google rabbit hole” for the past hour lol the warm blanket feeling kinda wore off already. I’d say mid/low as far as legs
8:00- totally wore off
Wild Boreno White batch #107(5/5 stars)
9:20- looks fairly fresh, not as “chunky” as some but I got it from someone, so it wasn’t sealed
9:25-taste weak, I weigh my dose, same weight but looked “small” maybe that’s why
9:40- SUPER STRONG STUFF. Hard to explain, not heady, but I’m messed up. Like the feeling I’m good to drive but then u sit in the car and realize you actually shouldn’t drive. I actually like this as much as #109 white but it’s totally different. It faster but not fast more a traditional mid white. I wouldn’t take this one in the evening. euphoria and moodlift perfect. This is my new go to morning leaf now for sure. All this being said, a friend sent me this totally free so it obviously is your experience may be totally different, but for me, I don’t see how a morning leaf can be better. I know I’ve said this before but this leaf is on the very edge of being too fast but doesn’t cross it.
10:00- it’s soooo good. Only leaf I’d had that a probably pay a premium for, if somehow I lost this bag I’d pay $50 for 100g on the block. (Don’t do that, I know more than 1 person that didn’t like it at all) EASILY in my top 5
(Alphabetical order) fused flora: red Takengon, Lucky: red Krakatoa (last batch) Sakti: this white, the current white and the current green. Treasure house: the yellow ranah. Well 6,
the legs on this don’t really matter to me because it’s so nice if it wears off I’ll just take more1:15- it pretty much wore off gradually. She also sent me green batch 108, so I’m trying that now
I basically have enough of this for a year BUT if you have a sealed bag, I’ll buy it
Wild White Boreno: batch 110 (2.5/5)
10:50- I have BIG HOPES for this, 109 is my all time favorite leaf. Looks like average good leaf.
11:00-taste good, tangy
11:15- it’s more of a traditional white. Not slow like 109. Mid/faster spec. Not very warm but a little. Good mood boost.
12:45- I don’t usually do 2 reviews in a row but today I am because the white really didn’t hit the spot
Wild Boreno White batch #109 (5/5 stars)
5:40- taste pretty good, taste strong
5:50- this is the best white I’ve ever had. Only white that hasn’t given me that speedy anxiety feeling. Very mid, maybe mid/ slight up. Def not fast like most whites I’ve had, almost relaxing. Very good mood boost as of right now, this is one of my all time favorites but let’s see how long it last or if it changes
6:05- this is the most pleasant leaf I’ve ever felt. In all my reviews I said I HATED whites but this is my favorite leaf even over the reds
7:15- still feel it plenty, insane mood boost. I’m actually upset more samples came, I want to do this one every day,
TFH
Baik Bawan Baru Red: ARC-5 (3.5 stars)
7:43 taste good
7:45 instant warmth
7:47 feels EXACTLY like the maeng da put more sedating.. I’d IMAGINE just a guess this would be the best train for pain relief. It’s definitely more sedating but I like that, I’d personally prefer it over the maeng da but the maeng da is more euphoric
8:05 ate breakfast, still strong, this feels like the evening counterpart to the red maeng da. Respining now
8:40- this is why I wait to rate, it nice but not as nice as I originally thought. Still warm, not much euphoria or mood lift. I do feel “content”. I’d still rate it a 4.5 AS OF NOW
10:00- much of the effects gone now
Evening dose
9:00pm- same effects as morning
Slept right away and well
Blonde Boreno: IR-G18 (3/5 stars but read why)
9:00- dry like all TFH leaf. Thought it was a white but it has a reddish tint, oxidized? Sure wish I had a TFH membership so I could read the description
9:30- really bold tasting, I like it
9:45- def not a white, it’s actually a strong “red” to me. Imo it feels like my all time favorites in fused red tak and lucky red Krakatoa 1. It’s slow, warm, strong, eyes heavy, sedating. Euphoric. Def not chatty or energetic, I feel like watching a movie. Imo, it’s indistinguishable from my other two all time favorites but I don’t think this is sold out like those 2. Definitely not a morning strain if you have something to do. Can someone with a membership read to me what the description is? Even if I can’t get into tfh I want to know what this is so I can order from other vendors
10:40- ate breakfast and feels the same
11:45- wore off a lot. So I’d say the legs are pretty short. Yesterday I was able to skip my middle dose, probably not today, this was a top 2-3 WHILE IT LASTED
2:30- took a nap, woke up feeling slight w/d, a lot of time leaf last 12 hours for me even if I don’t feel them, I fell “alright” talking 1 dose per day. This I don’t. My fused flora hirsuta came today, I’m considering talking that
Deep Jungle Sula Green: a-14p (2 stars. I guess, I don’t like greens)
I’m reviewing this only because I did try it, I don’t like greens saying that this was 8/10 for heady ness but 0 body feeling. I didn’t like it really. My sample supplier marked it “mid/slow, one of my favorites” and she sent me all these, so I’d listen to her but me personally, I’d give it a 2/5
RED MAENG DA: A1-19
8:40 is taste ok, if rhino is a 5 and that Royal Bentley is 1 this is a 3
8:50 good body feel, somewhat warm, nothing special but not bad. Not heady at all
9:05- okay, this is my favorite strain so far, above Krakatoa, I’m not editing my reviews so it still says that. Eyes very slightly heavy, body perfectly warm. The heady ness is weird. I feel almost nothing in my head but I’m super “content”. I don’t know if I just like maeng da though because fused floras green maeng da in the only green I like and is the holy grail of greens for me. Respinning the tea now
9:15- the euphoria is insane 10/10, I’m kind of upset I’m going reviews, I want to stay on this all month,
. 9:25- I literally just messaged a couple of my friend, I want more of this. More body warmth and the heady ness is building. It’s not as “clear” as before but possibly more euphoric.
9:45- I have that “yea, whatever” feeling. “Your bank just got hacked…yea, whatever”
10:05- I just finished breakfast, it’s still strong, maybe still building
11:25- still as strong as when I first took it
For the 1st time, well atleast normally, I didn’t take me lunch 1pm dose
Afternoon dose:
The exact same
Top Shelf White: mllk-1rw(9 or q?)
10:10- looked “powdery” maybe TFH dries their powder more than most?
10:27- taste good, I like it
10:40- I love it. Mid spec, warm, medium headiness. Good mood lift, decent euphoria above average but not max euphoria
1:00- I still feel the warmness. Great daytime leaf without being too fast
White Rimbun Rimba Kali: JNG-T2
10:40- looked “powdery” like all TFH leaf
10:57- taste tangy, pretty good
11:05- fast FOR ME probably actually mid. Very good mood boost and euphoria, probably up there with best I’ve ever had as far as euphoria. It’s pretty warm too. Moderate headiness.
1:00- still pleasant, same as 11 but maybe 20% less 3.5/5
Wild harvest green premium maeng da: MUK-12SD (5 stars for what it is, 3.9 for ME)
9:15- taste alright, average
9:35- it’s mid, daytime strain. Not warm, very good mood boost. It’s a better than average green for me. I wouldn’t buy it, but if tfh did a “buy 1 kilo get 3 free 50g samples” this would be one of the three, if that makes sense.
9:50- it’s super potent, it’s mid/fast. I kinda have that anxiety feeling but I wouldn’t dock it, I just get anxiety with faster stuff. Very good mood boost and euphoria. I don’t THINK I’m going to rate this one because I don’t like the feeling but it’s nothing wrong and really strong. It reminds me of getting a $2k, Samsung phone. Yea, it’s better than an $250 iPhone X, but PERSONALLY I’d take the iPhone but if android is your jam then this is up there with them all. It’s on par with my favorite green which is fused Flora naga. It’s stronger which puts at ahead but faster and less warm which docks it, so I’d say it’s a close second. I feel like taking my go to reds which or lucky red Krakatoa or fused floras red tak to get the warmth I want but my SOSA is coming today so I may wait for that. As I’m rambling, I noticed I’m really “effed up”. In a good way, it’s clear headed but at the same time heady, I definitely got that “I’m good” feeling but not the “I’m hiding from mom cuz she’ll know” feeling
10:10- just noticed I’ve been rambling, this is awesome DEFINITELY A PERFECT 5 IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, HANDS DOWN, but for me it reminds me of fused floras gold maeng da, it’s clearly missing something. That warmth. I’m going to take a red now because it’s missing the most enjoyable part of kratom for me, the warmth. I think this would mix perfect with lucky red bent but I’m not doing blends yet.
Wild Harvest Red PMD: MUK-R14SD
8:30- taste really good
8:45- mid/slow, eyes mildly heavy, warm glow and good mood boost. A nice evening relaxing but not sleepy strain. I like this one A LOT.
9:00- still warm, not really heady, decent mood boost, no euphoria. Eyes are more heavy but it’s still mild. I feel very relaxed. Respinning
10:05- ate breakfast, still fairly warm, it wore off quite a bit
Wild White Bali: A-7wnb
1:20- looked dusty, not that it looked bad, just fine and dry and real light (mass wise) seriously like dust
1:46- taste smooth, good
1:50- very heady, faster but mid. Good moodlift but I’m a little more messed up than I’d like, I wouldn’t drive right now
2:45- it was average, it just felt really heady, but not very euphoric
Treasure House Botanicals
Green elephant #61 5/5
9:20- taste very mild and weak, I have low expectations now
9:50- this is the most different leaf I’ve ever felt. I wanted to say it was bunk, I almost feel nothing at all, but I do feel moodlift and euphoria. If you ever took gabapentin, it’s like that. Little to no recreational use but definitely a mood booster. Imo, this is the Cbd, compared to weed. I mean, I faintly faintly “feel it” but it’s also “works” for the mood lift. Me personally, I’m not depressed or anything and take leaf recreationally so I don’t have much use for it. I think I’m going to rate this 5/5 because it’s truly unique, a 1 of 1. If u take it for recreation it’s pretty bad. It’d be like someone taking Cbd and expecting a weed high
10:25- the sense of “well being” is 10/10. I don’t feel euphoria but well being. Again, I don’t feel like I’m on leaf at all. The kinda like this feeling, I feel “sober” but “content”
10:30 this came out of no where. But I’m very sleepy, probably gonna take a nap at 11:30 am
11:45- the extreme tiredness went away, phenomenal leaf. Btw if ur wondering why all my recent reviews have been 5/5, I put lower rated ones in my main thread, I didn’t really want to make a post highlighting leaf I don’t like
Green Maeng Da #60 7/10
8:20- taste good, kinda made my tongue numb
8:35- mid/faster. The fastest I still like. Heady but clear, euphoric and very good mood lift. It made my tongue numb, is that “normal”
8:45- wore off EXTREMELY fast, settled down, ALOT. I was ready to put this in my top 3 but it wore off fast. It was almost like a rush, I never had something wear off so fast
9:10- so, it didn’t really wear off. The warm feeling I like (usually from reds) wore off, but all the “green” effects are still strong. Moodlift still good. It’s a very nice traditional “green” if you like those.
11:30- it’s VERY SOLID, I still feel it, would definitely recommend
Green Ranah #61 5/5 stars
9:02- I’ve never had leaf so fresh, the being said, this is my 1st time getting a fresh batch, all my others have been from the trade block or a batch that’s been is stock for a while
9:10- taste normal, nothing to report
9:30- this is soooo strong. Mid spec. VERY euphoric and warm. Email them, they give FREE samples. I’m even considering not dropping this review until I order more because you maniacs may buy it all up. I did the same with the yellow ranah,
. I feel like I’m shilling but can you really shill if they give out free samples?9:40- so the warmth disappeared which is a real bummer. But all the other effects picked up. Clears headed but Definitely feel it. Very good moodlift. I got a body feeling but it’s not that warm cozy feeling, feel good but I’d rather warmth. I feel alert but not fast, I don’t want to sleep but if the teacher said it’s nap time, I could sleep. This is another one that’s in a league of its own. I never had something like this. It reminds me of satkis white only not as relaxing or warm but more intense. Feels “stronger” by a bit but I wouldn’t say better.
11:10- ate breakfast and it’s the same as 9:40, just 20% less
Red Maeng Da #60 6.5/10
12:40-looks dusty, dry and old but so did the green and I’d say it was a top green on par with private, fresh chunky leaf, so we shall see
12:55- taste like it looks,
1:10- wow, this is potent stuff, slow/mid, very warm and relaxing. I like this more than the green. More moodlift but less euphoria
1:40- it’s still warm, it’s good not great. Definitely better than it looked and I like it as much as some of the private vendors. They give free samples, I’d definitely get one. As I’m typing this I’m realizing I should redo my ratings because my earlier Lonestar reviews were 3.5, so I’d have to rate this a 3 because it’s below Lonestar but still really good leaf so I think I need to redo my stars 1-10 instead of 1-5. This is a solid red
Yellow Rana: Batch#60 (4.5/5)
8:40-wasn’t bad looking like the red or green md but wasn’t that fresh “chunky” look either
8:50- taste “weak” I really only taste the ginger and lemon I added
9:00- upper spec FOR ME. I don’t like fast stuff so this would probably be mid for most. I have the red warmth but the extreme mood boost/euphoria. I know I keep saying this, but oh well, they’re my reviews, this is my all time favorite daytime leaf to date, so far, we’ll see how this last
9:15- just like the green md the warm “red feeling” wore off. Now I just feel the energy/moodlift/euphoria. I’m starting to think getting and keeping that warmth but also getting the pick me up feeling isn’t possible? Y’all let me know. It still feels extremely nice, maybe still my all time favorite, maybe.
9:45- it did a complete 180. Now I’m tiredish, slow/mid BUT the warm feeling is back. Moodlift still VERY HIGH
11:00- mostly wore off
Your Leaf Your Life/Philly
Kratom
Sosa White Boreno (3.5/5)
9:50- looked average
10:00- taste VERY tangy
10:20-mid/faster. VERY HIGH MOOD BOOST AND EUPHORIA. I like this ALOT. my cheeks feel tingly. Warm. It’s fairly heady too
10:50- the nature of play by play makes this weird but it’s actually none of what I said earlier,
. It’s not very warm or euphoric. It’s not “faster” it’s mid.12:00- I just reran the same .5g through again and all the great feelings came back like 10:20
1:20- it’s pretty good 3.5/
