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herbalhippie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 12:55 pm
611 huh.
s***
Here we go again.
Please tell me about 611. I'm getting 605 already. Do I need 611?
Aha! Now the foot is on the other shoe. Or... something.
I didn't rate the 611 *quite* as high but I did see it as a "red" and I ordered a lot. Honestly, though - if I were a member like you are I'm not sure I'd worry too much about it. When I say "ordered a lot" I mean like 500 grams and in my lifetime (based on my rotation) it's unlikely I'll use the second 250 gram bag. *Possible* but not really likely (somewhere around five or six years from now). So if worse comes to worse perhaps you and I could trade bags somewhere down the line, assuming you will find another TFH I can't live without <g>.
(I can't imagine TFH being angry at trading bags like that - I did order in good faith, but I'd much rather have a wider selection than a ton of a certain amount. Part of it is I thought I could convince my wife, given how great TFH was for me, that this would be the kratom that broke her "I don't like kratom" rule. But as usual her stubbornness has proved FAR more resilient that my persuasiveness :>) So I can see I will have at least three or four 250 gram duplicate bags that I may well want to trade (NOT sell - I'd only want more TFH, just different ones).
Kelleytoons wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 6:44 am
If true, then I have 500 grams of that (I tested 605 and loved it).
However - not sure about that. While there was ONE green that both I and two other testers identified as a red, it wasn't that one. Not saying that it still couldn't be a red and I didn't think so (there's much to suggest that ALL such categorizations of strain colors is just a bit ridiculous) but it certainly didn't have any effects that I normally associate with a red.
Green 605 is Master Crafter Red. I order 605, Chris told me it would be coming as MC Red.
Wow, I didn’t know that. I tried Green 605 and wasn’t impressed. I did order MC Red because I thought I’d never tried it
Kelleytoons wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 6:44 am
If true, then I have 500 grams of that (I tested 605 and loved it).
However - not sure about that. While there was ONE green that both I and two other testers identified as a red, it wasn't that one. Not saying that it still couldn't be a red and I didn't think so (there's much to suggest that ALL such categorizations of strain colors is just a bit ridiculous) but it certainly didn't have any effects that I normally associate with a red.
Green 605 is Master Crafter Red. I order 605, Chris told me it would be coming as MC Red.
Wow, I didn’t know that. I tried Green 605 and wasn’t impressed. I did order MC Red because I thought I’d never tried it
Oh no! Well, there's always the Trading Post! Someone will pick it up. I tried it, liked it, ordered more.
It’s pretty cool tbh, I’ve said it before but some vendors need to have a program where they send out 10x 10g samples and from those the recipient can pick their top 4 for a 1-2kg order.
Shipping isn’t cheap but I’d pay $120 for 10 10g samples and subsequent 1KG.
Anyone know if the 30 Year Wild Jade Hulu - IR9A1-G was in the recent tests?
Adorable45Deplorable wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:53 pm
Maybe I should give back to the community and order some TFH specifically to offload in The Trading Post. I'm not a big shipper and money transferer but I have venmo and I can figure out a postal box.
I don’t think Chris would appreciate that. TFH are a member only vendor for a reason. If someone ordered something that just didn't hit for some reason that would be one thing but ordering just to sell it to forum members wouldn't be right or fair to the members of TFH.
Arob1000 wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 3:05 pm
It’s pretty cool tbh, I’ve said it before but some vendors need to have a program where they send out 10x 10g samples and from those the recipient can pick their top 4 for a 1-2kg order.
Shipping isn’t cheap but I’d pay $120 for 10 10g samples and subsequent 1KG.
Anyone know if the 30 Year Wild Jade Hulu - IR9A1-G was in the recent tests?
I haven’t seen anyone specifically mention the testing number on it from the recent open testing.
It was probably in testing previously. He has many, many batches in testing.
I wasn't thinking of doing it for a profit. But I understand there is a reason they have memberships and do their own testing giveaways. Thats another thing i was thinking about just playing a guess the number free giveaway but upon further consideration i want all my TFH leaf to myself!! And I feel like if something isn't hitting I always chalk it up to tolerance or just that sometimes kratom hits and sometimes it doesn't its weird and that when I try it again eventually it will hit.
Mine was supposed to be here today, got stuck somewhere in Texas then went to Colorado. Now I won't have it until
after the holiday and I was so looking forward to it. *sobs*
elbandito88 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:45 pm
This is a gem. A very, very special batch. Gorgeous neon green color, with the Absolute freshest of smell and taste. I’m glad I got 500G because this one is that good.
I dosed but 20m ago and my body is filled with euphoria and moodlift. Also had some really good pain relief for a green.
Wow. That’s about all I can say right now. This one was
Not on the list of testers I saw anyone list, so I don’t know how many people actually tried this one in their recent testing phase for non members. I hope you guys got the chance.
Because man is it special. Dry season green at its finest.
Next up is the master crafted red, but this is going to be hard to beat.
Man oh man!!!! This is straight fire. I couldn't agree with you more!!!!
elbandito88 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:45 pm
This is a gem. A very, very special batch. Gorgeous neon green color, with the Absolute freshest of smell and taste. I’m glad I got 500G because this one is that good.
I dosed but 20m ago and my body is filled with euphoria and moodlift. Also had some really good pain relief for a green.
Wow. That’s about all I can say right now. This one was
Not on the list of testers I saw anyone list, so I don’t know how many people actually tried this one in their recent testing phase for non members. I hope you guys got the chance.
Because man is it special. Dry season green at its finest.
Next up is the master crafted red, but this is going to be hard to beat.
Why why WHY did I click on this thread??????
Master crafted red is *chef's kiss
I'm actually ashamed of myself for how much TFH I've ordered in the last few days.
GIRL YOU LOVE THE CRAFTED RED?!?! IT SLAPS EVERYTIME FOR ME!!! I AM SUPER IMPRESSED. ok sorry for all the caps
elbandito88 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:45 pm
This is a gem. A very, very special batch. Gorgeous neon green color, with the Absolute freshest of smell and taste. I’m glad I got 500G because this one is that good.
I dosed but 20m ago and my body is filled with euphoria and moodlift. Also had some really good pain relief for a green.
Wow. That’s about all I can say right now. This one was
Not on the list of testers I saw anyone list, so I don’t know how many people actually tried this one in their recent testing phase for non members. I hope you guys got the chance.
Because man is it special. Dry season green at its finest.
Next up is the master crafted red, but this is going to be hard to beat.
Why why WHY did I click on this thread??????
Master crafted red is *chef's kiss
I'm actually ashamed of myself for how much TFH I've ordered in the last few days.
GIRL YOU LOVE THE CRAFTED RED?!?! IT SLAPS EVERYTIME FOR ME!!! I AM SUPER IMPRESSED. ok sorry for all the caps
elbandito88 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:45 pm
This is a gem. A very, very special batch. Gorgeous neon green color, with the Absolute freshest of smell and taste. I’m glad I got 500G because this one is that good.
elbandito88 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:45 pm
This is a gem. A very, very special batch. Gorgeous neon green color, with the Absolute freshest of smell and taste. I’m glad I got 500G because this one is that good.
Whoa, you weren't kidding.
Haha, yeah… it’s incredible. Harvested at the absolute perfect time.
It’s a special one for sure… I’ve got the new super red JK,
Great Bali of fire v2, wild red samarinda (already have the amazing sample of this one) coming in tomorrow.
elbandito88 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:45 pm
This is a gem. A very, very special batch. Gorgeous neon green color, with the Absolute freshest of smell and taste. I’m glad I got 500G because this one is that good.
Whoa, you weren't kidding.
Some absolute fire coming out of TFH!
Yeah, there sure is. This might be one of their better dry seasons I can remember. For myself anyway.
Problem is, I've tested a few things and now I want more of it. lol
elbandito88 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:45 pm
This is a gem. A very, very special batch. Gorgeous neon green color, with the Absolute freshest of smell and taste. I’m glad I got 500G because this one is that good.
Whoa, you weren't kidding.
Haha, yeah… it’s incredible. Harvested at the absolute perfect time.
It’s a special one for sure… I’ve got the new super red JK,
Great Bali of fire v2, wild red samarinda (already have the amazing sample of this one) coming in tomorrow.
Some absolute fire coming out of TFH!
Great Bali of Fire 2????? Somehow I missed that Getting my email ready now
And I will be ordering the Super Red Jongkong and Samarinda as well, and likely more of the Jade Hulu before it sells out How's the Wild Red Samarinda??
Haha, yeah… it’s incredible. Harvested at the absolute perfect time.
It’s a special one for sure… I’ve got the new super red JK,
Great Bali of fire v2, wild red samarinda (already have the amazing sample of this one) coming in tomorrow.
Some absolute fire coming out of TFH!
Great Bali of Fire 2????? Somehow I missed that Getting my email ready now
And I will be ordering the Super Red Jongkong and Samarinda as well, and likely more of the Jade Hulu before it sells out How's the Wild Red Samarinda??
Def a faster red for me Mike. Actually right up your alley!
Beautiful green color as well. It’s a classic TFH red!
Haha, yeah… it’s incredible. Harvested at the absolute perfect time.
It’s a special one for sure… I’ve got the new super red JK,
Great Bali of fire v2, wild red samarinda (already have the amazing sample of this one) coming in tomorrow.
Some absolute fire coming out of TFH!
Great Bali of Fire 2????? Somehow I missed that Getting my email ready now
And I will be ordering the Super Red Jongkong and Samarinda as well, and likely more of the Jade Hulu before it sells out How's the Wild Red Samarinda??
Def a faster red for me Mike. Actually right up your alley!
Beautiful green color as well. It’s a classic TFH red!
Sounds like it sure is for me! Now that I needed to be convinced haha. Thanks
KratomSavesLives24/7 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:04 pm
It would be nice if all of us could actually order from them. These post are not helping people. Just teasing them at what most of us can't order.
No worries friend,
You just need to contribute some more meaningful posts and then kindly ask for Trading Post access. Its easy and fun!! All of the cool kids are doing it and the chicks really dig it!!
KratomSavesLives24/7 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:04 pm
It would be nice if all of us could actually order from them. These post are not helping people. Just teasing them at what most of us can't order.
You have your 30 days as a member already. Get some posting/commenting in, interact with the users, and then go to the Trading Post membership
stickied thread at the top of General and ask to be let in.
Kelleytoons wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 12:26 pm
I rated 605 as a 10, but I also rated 611 as a 9 (and it was the only I thought was a "red" because of the effects - there were at least two other testers who said exactly the same thing to me).
But I did order 500 grams of 611 as well. I don't think I regret either of those two (right now the only TFH I *kind* of regret ordering is the Sapphire Sundra - I was just going off reviews, but it missed twice so far. I won't give up on it, but since I bought 500 grams I might well have a 250 gram bag to put on the trading post).
Glad to take that off your hands anytime, Kelley It's the best red I've ever had in recent memory. I got some Afterburner on the TP and it's good too but in a really different way.
herbalhippie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 12:55 pm
611 huh.
s***
Here we go again.
Please tell me about 611. I'm getting 605 already. Do I need 611?
My numbers were quite different than some I've seen. I will say that, G-XXX [secret], whatever it is--is pure love. Like concert Kratom. Ordered a chunk. I didn't even ask what it was and it just says G-[XXX] on the packages. So there's that.
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uspatriot995 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:29 pm
Glad to take that off your hands anytime, Kelley It's the best red I've ever had in recent memory. I got some Afterburner on the TP and it's good too but in a really different way.
As I've said elsewhere, I'd be glad to trade it straight across for ANOTHER TFH unopened bag of something I don't already have. But I ain't selling it - don't need the money, just need more TFH <g>.
GrannyJ62 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 2:59 am
How's is the Master Crafted Red for pain control lol anyone
I found it effective enough for pain.. I’m not in any kind of chronic pain so it’s tough to say how effective for pain it is. It has a great mood boost though!!
So I ended my buying hiatus and... bought seven green batches! I'm swimming in kratomic energy and potential, getting a burn just by being around these packages.
I wouldn't say I have just one favorite brand of kratom, but something that sets TFH apart is the clean feeling all the stuff they put up has. Most of the powder is of a consistent strength too.
TFH 30 Year Wild Jade Hulu - IR9A1-G is strong and euphoric, lower end dosage will give you a pump, as Arnold says, and a larger dose is relaxing.
It's the best red I've ever had in recent memory. I got some Afterburner on the TP and it's good too but in a really different way. 
I didn't even ask what it was and it just says G-[XXX] on the packages. So there's that.
