Fused Flora reviews by Fartblaster

[FartBlaster]

Fused flora is a great vendor. If anyone doesn't know you can get 5 100g bags and put coupon code SPLIT500 and it's like $58 with 2 day priority. I usually buy half kilos due to budget so threw this out there to help anyone else

$$$Red Borneo:
Overall 9.8/10
Speed 3/10
Mood 7/10
Pain 9/10

This is a great one strong on pain and a red with a happy warm euphoric mood which is a rare combo for reds.This is my favorite thing of all like 7-10 strains this was the best and while it may have been close it wasn't that close. Like LeBron thinks he's close to Michael but he's not that close.

[FartBlaster]

Yellow MD:
Overall 8/10
Speed 6/10
Mood 7/10
Pain 7/10

This strain said 1.4% Mitra and .04 70hm. I thought it was pretty darm good. Had some happy warmth , I would say it's not fast probably a good warm mid with good Pain relief

[FartBlaster]

Green Thai:
Overall 8/10
Speed 8.5/10
Mood 7.5/10
Pain 6/10

This was really a fast green felt like a white. Not a huge Mood boost but really fast. If you like fast strains you'll like this. I gave this.

[FartBlaster]

Bentuangie Kapuas:
Overall 8.5/10
Speed 2/10
Mood 6/10
Pain 9/10

I really like this one. Good for a very warm happy slow strain. Good for sleep , good for Pain. Tons of warmth and more of a Mood boost than I expected.This one also has long legs

[FartBlaster]

Gold Kapuas:
Overall 6/10
Speed 4/10
Mood 5/10
Pain 7/10

This one has 1.1% Mitra and .04 70hm. This one didn't do so well for me. It worked for pain. It wasn't bad It just wasn't as good as the others I tried. This is a good example that those mitra and 70hm numbers do not dictate quality. Also I believe Fused Flora wont be placing these numbers any longer on new strains.This strains good , on paper, but in reality literally everything else I tried was better and I do like my golds this one just didn't fizzle with me

[FartBlaster]

Green MD:
Overall 7.5/10
Speed 6/10
Mood 6.5/10
Pain 7/10

This was a great mid spec green has a little bit of everything people like in a strain.

[FartBlaster]

**Green Borneo:
Overall 9.5/10
Speed 4/10
Mood 8/10
Pain 8/10

This was my favorite of everything I got. One of the best strains I've had all year. Nice warm mid slow green with a great mood boost. Long legs!

[FartBlaster]

I got more coming when my takengons get here until then burn on my friends

[BookofEnoch1914]

Hopefully he restocks Hirsuta/Javanica soon, I feel like it's been a while?

[FartBlaster]

I don't know I haven't had those from him , how are they?

[FartBlaster]

I had hirsute a while back and it didn't seem to do anything

[BookofEnoch1914]

His Hirsuta is handy for Tolerance breaks, scratches that itch and eases things. Javanica I use for a nighttime dose during T-Breaks, kind of like a Slow Red but different...

[FartBlaster]

I do T breaks by just cutting my dose in half fir 2 weeks and this works as well as a 2 week quit and avoids all the discomfort that would go with that

[FartBlaster]

Red MD:
Overall 8.5/10
Speed: 5/10
Mood 7.5/10
Pain 9/10

Thus was a really nice strain with alot of warmth and high Mood boost for a red. Great on pain and long legged

[FartBlaster]

White Kapuas:
Overall 8.5/10
Speed 7.5/10
Mood 8/10
Pain 6.5/10

This one had a good bit of warmth for a white. Kinda mid fast with a great mood boost. Very nice strain overall , it ki da hit every note I expect from a good kratomic symphony

[FartBlaster]

White Takengon:
Overall 8.5/10
Speed 6/10
Mood 9.5/10
Pain 6/10

This strain really shines with a euphoric Mood boost , great for depression. Felt kinda mid to me , didnt feel really fast like previous batches, the takengons are usually great and this one didn't disappoint.

[chrise84]

Ty for the reviews I just ordered half of these strains

[brian b]

New stock finally? Its been months since anything has been restocked. The website looked dusty a few weeks back. Glad to hear..

[dantheleafman]

White Takengon:
Overall 8/10
Speed 6/10
Mood 9/10
Pain 6/10

This strain really shines with a euphoric Mood boost , great for depression. Felt kinda mid to mid fast. The takengons are usually great and this one didn't disappoint.

New to FF and just stumbled upon the Takengons. The white you mention and the green Takengon paired together are a euphoric symphony! Sadly, the red wasn't available. Happy to wait until restock! Glad I found Fused Flora!

[Trippin_Buddha]

Ordered red Md, green Md, green sunda and green Vietnam. Haven’t dipped into FF in awhile.

I like how Fused doesn’t hype his product, let’s it speak for itself.

I also like that he’s comfortable giving recs when asked.

I’ve had another vendor say “ya can’t go wrong with anything ya pick”. Buddy I always go wrong. I need help going right

Thanks for the reviews,Fart. Looking forward to trying what’s on the way!

And I’d like to thank Paul for making the chat interesting

[FartBlaster]

Ya fused finally got new stock in , I'm assuming that's why he took a few days break but I dunno I just buy the shit and make reviews. He has certain strain names which you can usually expect certain things from for instance white kapuas usually fasted white. Borneo is usually slow and takengon is usually like premium. Super red is usually best overall red again these are just my personal observations, things that have rang true drop after drop.

[FartBlaster]

Green Vietnam:
Overall 8.5/10.
Speed 9/10
Mood. 8/10
Pain 7/10

This shits jet fuel. Trump orders it for his jet , Biden needs some then he wake up enough to walk down the damn stairs Hah but ya this is a very fast green with a nice mood boost.Probably the fastest strain I've tried from fused this drop. A bit of warmth too.

[FartBlaster]

White Takengon:
Overall 8/10
Speed 6/10
Mood 9/10
Pain 6/10

This strain really shines with a euphoric Mood boost , great for depression. Felt kinda mid to mid fast. The takengons are usually great and this one didn't disappoint.

New to FF and just stumbled upon the Takengons. The white you mention and the green Takengon paired together are a euphoric symphony! Sadly, the red wasn't available. Happy to wait until restock! Glad I found Fused Flora!

I actually burned this strain again at a different dose and the Mood boost was improved and the speed was just mid unlike previous white takengons and for me I actually like that better.

[FartBlaster]

About white takengon alot of people are saying it's mid fast and smooth because of the mood boost but I've been taking kratom a long time so unless it's exceptionally fast I might not get the read

[FartBlaster]

The red takengon really is takengon by the tine I ordered it was gone

[Yeezit]

After reading your reviews I’m seriously considering ordering some FF to add to my rotation. Those Takengons sound fantastic!

[Clever Coyote]

Mmmmkay Fart----sold !

I've taken a long break after receiving incredibly subpar material from several vendors over the last 18 mos. I've tried the ones here mentioned a lot (except for the membership ones---unfortunately). Just no hits AT ALL. My life atm is really grief filled, so having something to help soften the rough edges would be welcomed.

I ordered the green takengon, white takengon (and hope that post up there about the combo will be true, lol). Also got some super red. Will be here Monday. We shall see. Hopefully not another $50 down the drain

[leafly]

Love FusedFlora- great strains and overall product. Have never been disappointed.

[oftheshire]

How long they usually take to get pack to usps?

[Renob]

Fartblaster! . Be extra careful so that you won’t need to change your name to “shartblaster”!

[fusedflora]

After reading your reviews I’m seriously considering ordering some FF to add to my rotation. Those Takengons sound fantastic!

We're here when you'd like. Feel free to email us for some free samples while you wait.

Love FusedFlora- great strains and overall product. Have never been disappointed.

Appreciate the kind words.

Mmmmkay Fart----sold !

I've taken a long break after receiving incredibly subpar material from several vendors over the last 18 mos. I've tried the ones here mentioned a lot (except for the membership ones---unfortunately). Just no hits AT ALL. My life atm is really grief filled, so having something to help soften the rough edges would be welcomed.

I ordered the green takengon, white takengon (and hope that post up there about the combo will be true, lol). Also got some super red. Will be here Monday. We shall see. Hopefully not another $50 down the drain

What'd you think?

[IndelibleDotInk]

Fused is remarkably consistent.

Love takengons esp.

Red MD sent me into the stratosphere.

Shaun's always on MeWe to hit up with ?s.

Overall one of my fave vendors.

[fusedflora]

Fused is remarkably consistent.

Love takengons esp.

Red MD sent me into the stratosphere.

Shaun's always on MeWe to hit up with ?s.

Overall one of my fave vendors.

Thanks, always appreciate the mentions