30 year wild TFH.
Yeah, it’s still fucking amazing. 9.99/10. The deduction of 0.01 point is because it’s a little too good, I was hoping for it to be a little weak in some areas, such as anxiety relief or motivation. But since it’s literally good at doing everything every other vein color is good at, I deduct a point. Perhaps the harvesters for this batch should make some mistakes in the drying process, or let a monkey poop in the bucket or something, to tone it down a notch. No kratom should be this good.
Wild white vietnam
This entire review/post is absurdly long, filled with far more paragraphs than any kratom review should ever contain. Reason? I took 3.5 grams of Wild White Vietnam before writing this. Extremely clear headed euphoria and stimulation. The mood boost is strong with this one.
Really good for physical labor too. I took about 3-4 grams about a week ago before going to clean up the fallen branches in the woods by my house. I now have three massive piles in my yard of beautifully stacked wood that I have no clue what to do with. I literally used vines and foliage to neatly tie smaller stacks of sticks together... I must have looked like a crackhead to any spectators.
10/10
Definitely the “get shit done” strain of choice. It’s also the “can’t shut the fuck up” strain, so use it wisely.
Wild Red Sumpur M5
This strain is fantastic. Super euphoric - and no I’m not a noob who throws that word around lightly - I was struggling with real opioids prior to finding kratom. This strain is euphoric, the mood boost excels into the realms of euphoria. In my opinion, this strain is superior to “true” pharmaceutical opioids (think hydrocodone or oxycodone) in regard to traditional euphoria - think mood boost, talkativeness, willing to do otherwise boring stuff like shopping, etc.
Super good pain relief, I mean outstanding. For the first time in my 4 years of kratom use, I got an opportunity to fully test Kratom’s pain relieving capabilities. I somehow tweaked my back last week, and it was horrible for about 3 days - something I would normally go to a doctor for and get pain meds. I’ve been able to treat general aches and pains with kratom but never a legitimate injury.
So anyways I tried the Wild Red Sumpur M5 (~3.5g) and it worked wonders. On par with, if not superior to, any analgesia one would expect from pharmaceuticals. I thought that was pretty cool
10/10 (and the best strain I have ever tried in my entire life, tied with 30 year Wild TFH... and honestly, if I had to put one over the other, it would be this one).
Wild Green Sumpur
I got this one because I read some people saying that all the “sumpurs” were good. And the red was great when I tried it as a tester a couple months back... so I figured why not.
Alright I gotta get going so I’ll just wrap this up quickly so I can get it posted. To be honest, I think I need to try this strain a couple more times. I will withhold my rating until I get a chance to really just take a full dose of this strain, on an empty stomach, and see what’s up. I will say I didn’t find it to be as good as the Wild Red Sumpur, but again, I gotta try it again then I’ll come back and edit this post.
Thanks for reading, Happy Holidays
**This wild white vietnam doesn’t cause me any anxiety - in fact it relieves anxiety and pain for me - but I know some folks get anxiety from whites. So if there is a white that would cause anxiety, this would probably be it, just because it’s stimulating. But again, I personally have never found ANY kratom to be stimulating in the traditional sense (like what you’d expect from a true stimulant drug). True stimulants cause me anxiety and jitters. The “stimulation” I get from white vein (or most quality red vein) kratom merely comes from the mood boost and euphoria, which “stimulate” me to make the most of these feelings by being productive. But maybe I’m a minority here, that’s why I’m noting that this strain may cause anxiety for some.
Sidenote #2:
I’m starting to think my “out of 10” rating system is out of date. Compared to the kratom I was buying consistently for the last 4 years, ALL the TFH strains are 10/10. Hell, I remember rating some red strain (forget the name) from RVA as a 10/10 last year... if that was a 10/10, then these are 13/10s.
The issue with the 10 point system is that it’s entirely based on the users own experiences of kratom. The best strain they’ve ever tried will always be a 10/10... no one’s gonna say “this is the best kratom I’ve ever tried”, then give it a 9/10. How would they know there’s room for improvement if they haven’t tried anything better?
So these 10/10s are based on my past 4 years of kratom purchasing. And just as a disclaimer, all these ratings in this post will probably be 10/10s - because they’re all the best I’ve tried, and they’re all 10s compared to what I’m used to. So I’ll do it like this one last time, but starting for my future TFH reviews, I’m going to begin rating strains in comparison to one another. So if one strain is better than another, they won’t both get 10s.
So if you see me give an 8/10 on a future Texas Family Harvest strain, that doesn’t mean it’s an 8/10 for normal strains. An 8/10 for TFH is still like a 9.5 for normal vendors - I would just use that 8/10 to emphasize the difference between that strain and a “true” 10 like Wild Red Sumpur M5.
