This strain has a lot of heat initially...that warm abdominal sensation so loved by
Kratom snobs everywhere! It's also a creeper! Didn't notice too much in the way
of mood boost for the first 20 minutes or so....and then......caught myself with a
big dose of the sun grins
and my mood had morphed from kind of blah to great, made me gabby, made me chatty! (God, my wife hates
when that happens 
....especially when we're on an all day road trip in the country!)
Anyway, I digress! This leaf has extra long legs and I was still laid back, chatty and
alert five hours in and the pain relief was non-stop! Normally, I'm starting to feel
the "pangs" of pain beginning to set in at the 3-4 hour mark, five hours in and I was
still smiling and diggin' on the countryside!
Anti-anxiety – 8
Mood boost/euphoria – 7.5
Speed – 6 (1 being slowest while 10 is fastest)
Longevity – 8
Focus – 7
Pain relief – 9
Overall – 7.5
Super Green Malay
This one seriously rocks! Very euphoric and lazy! Pain relief was excellent! This one is
couch lock city and is reminiscent of a good ol' fashioned Indica! It reminded me of STH's
Super Green Malay from late winter, early spring 2019! An hour to an hour and a half in
and it's lights out! Just for kicks, I tried it in my 3 A.M. time slot, the time I usually wake
up feeling like hell! Damn that stuff hits hard. I hit the pillow, laid there for a a short while
enjoying the warmth enveloping me and then it was knockout time! I ended up sleeping
non-stop 'til after 8! I never sleep that late and I never sleep five hours without waking up!
I could have easily slept another hour but I hate wasting daylight!
Anti-anxiety – 9
Mood boost/euphoria – 8
Speed – 3 (1 being slowest while 10 is fastest)
Longevity – 6
Focus – 4
Pain Relief – 9
Overall – 8.5
White Maeng Da
This one is definitely a waker-upper! (Weird, my spell checker wants me to change "waker-upper"
to "wanker-upper!" What does that even mean?)
Anyway, woke up in a groggy funk 
and ten minutes after dosing I noticed a clear, clean feeling of lucidity setting in!
My brain really likes this one...put a smile on my face and provided some badly needed energy! This is
actually one of the better White Maeng Da's I've had the pleasure of trying and exactly what
I would expect from an energetic White! Also a delayed tongue numbing effect! No jitters,
just pure clean wakefulness! I've liked it so much that my past three mornings I've began my
day with it! I'm not all that into Whites, but I loved this one!
Anti-anxiety – 7
Mood boost/euphoria – 9
Speed – 8 (1 being slowest while 10 is fastest)
Longevity – 6
Focus – 10
Pain Relief – 7
Overall – 8
Red Elephant
Wowzer! Damn, this one is a hard hitter! Barely eight minutes in I'm feeling the warm fuzzZzZy's
(NO, not that
) and my stress levels are nonexistent. If laid back and relaxed is your thing, this one's for you! The Red Elephant is potent stuff! It made my eye lids go heavy, but not
put ya' to sleep heavy....until over an hour in, and then sedation rolls in. I really enjoyed this strain
and it ranks right up there with my favorite slow Reds from vendors like Fused Flora, MitraMan, Sosa,
Soul, STH and TFH! This is another Red that made me useless for the rest of the afternoon, but hey,
my wife tells me that "useless" is my middle name, so there's always that, right?
Anti-anxiety – 10
Mood boost/euphoria – 9
Speed – 3 (1 being slowest while 10 is fastest)
Longevity – 6
Focus – 4
Pain Relief – 10
Overall – 10
Red Bali
A knockout punch. Tried this one early afternoon. BIG MISTAKE.
Within fifteen minutes I was nodding out and ready for an afternoon nap! Potent and sedating! Pain relief was
excellent! This strain is sleepy to the max and I'll definitely be adding this to my bedtime
stash!
Anti-anxiety – 9
Mood boost/euphoria – 7
Speed – 2.5 (1 being slowest while 10 is fastest)
Longevity – 6
Focus – 3
Pain Relief – 10
Overall – 8
Customer service was QUICK and super EFFICIENT! All strains were very fresh looking and fine
grind! Packaging was sweet...not that packaging means that much to me personally,
but it was very professionally packaged and classy looking! Website is functional and easily navigated
with prices well in line with our favorite vendors here on DoubleM...oh, and FREE SHIPPING on
orders over $45.
https://bulkkratomnow.com/
(disclaimer: The views expressed herein are solely those of the presenter. For others, results may vary.)
