TFH Old-FashionedGreenRiver Zen and Customer Service

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TFH Old-FashionedGreenRiver Zen and Customer Service

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Took 5g on an empty stomach... overshot by far, so far as to put out the fire and have a fizzle... or actually not even have a few flames. No come-up, no body feeling, no mood lift, no energy. I lay down and had no extra relaxation.

This is a more delicate specimen of green, one that will go back into my chest of dreams and powder to be revisited with a gentle touch, 1-3g, and taken before a busy day, possibly active chores or a longer walk with Mei, something to get the blood pumping and the green waters of the river flowing.

What type of rating? Well, I wasn't sure what to expect, but I don't want to judge it without a retry with favorable conditions.

Soon...

Updated with second review, see below!
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Re: TFH Old-Fashioned Green River Harvest RHIR

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I have tried this strain twice and didn't get much from it either
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Strange. This was one of the more slower, stronger TFH batches for me in recent memory, right there with the Classic Green Bali and Deep Jungle Sula Green. Loved this one!
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kmu777 wrote:Strange. This was one of the more slower, stronger TFH batches for me in recent memory, right there with the Classic Green Bali and Deep Jungle Sula Green. Loved this one!
Same here. I love this one. I wrote “dentist appointment” on my bag because this one provides perfect relaxation for a root canal or anything else your stressing over. No euphoria that’s common with many THF greens, but makes up for it in softness.
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Re: TFH Old-FashionedGreenRiver Zen and Customer Service

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Short and sweet:

took 2g and prepared to shred papers for 2 hours.

shredder broke, sounded dangerous.

called Amazon, they are good about returns.

Connected to nice lady, too late for return windows, she called the boxis warranty

Boxix agreed to send me a new shredder but then find out they don't ship to Hawaii. wth.

It wasn't as bad as pulling teeth, but being on chat help for an hour sucks, even if they are fairly nice (Amazon's rep was good, stuck around to give her a good review.

So through all this, which wasn't as bad as customer service putting you on hold forever, I managed to retain calm, which was due largely in part of oldfashioned green river harvest.

This isn't hard hitting, it's chill, reminds me of wild green from hudson/garuda.

I'd like to try it a few more times, but thumbs up for now.
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Re: TFH Old-FashionedGreenRiver Zen and Customer Service

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Is this a tester or sample? It isn't on the menu yet, right?
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WhiteAngelica wrote:Is this a tester or sample? It isn't on the menu yet, right?
It was on the menu for awhile, dunno if they'll have new batches.
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I have one of these unopened as of yet.
I've opened all of my other stashed quarters EXCEPT fer this one. I'll get to it one day...
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mivanqua wrote:I have one of these unopened as of yet.
I've opened all of my other stashed quarters EXCEPT fer this one. I'll get to it one day...
Good for a rainy day or if you have to wait in line at the DMV.
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IndelibleDotInk wrote:
mivanqua wrote:I have one of these unopened as of yet.
I've opened all of my other stashed quarters EXCEPT fer this one. I'll get to it one day...
Good for a rainy day or if you have to wait in line at the DMV.
I think a lot of times reduction of stress or pain can be interpreted by the brain as euphoria. Well...honestly, it is. Euphoria doesn't have to be blissful, sometimes it.can juat be a return to baseline if shit was bad enough. So, in light of this, I'll put this one away for stressful times when i.need to have a clear head.
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Very true, and 'tis the season for depression. 2020 makes things more difficult for alot of people as well. Stay positive everyone who struggles in these areas. Thank the Gods for kratom! :mrgreen:
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mivanqua wrote: I think a lot of times reduction of stress or pain can be interpreted by the brain as euphoria. Well...honestly, it is. Euphoria doesn't have to be blissful, sometimes it.can juat be a return to baseline if shit was bad enough. So, in light of this, I'll put this one away for stressful times when i.need to have a clear head.
Yahtzee! I use kratom primarily for pain and when I'm having a really bad day a serving
of leaf can be incredibly euphoric....same goes for de-stressing! :geek:
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instantKARMA wrote:
mivanqua wrote: I think a lot of times reduction of stress or pain can be interpreted by the brain as euphoria. Well...honestly, it is. Euphoria doesn't have to be blissful, sometimes it.can juat be a return to baseline if shit was bad enough. So, in light of this, I'll put this one away for stressful times when i.need to have a clear head.
Yahtzee! I use kratom primarily for pain and when I'm having a really bad day a serving
of leaf can be incredibly euphoric....same goes for de-stressing! :geek:
Same!
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