BLATE PAPES After-Thanksgiving Hard-Pack Release & Discount!

[BlatePapes]

Happy "After-Thankgiving" day everyone! We have BIG NEWS for everyone: Today is the official release of our Blate Papes recyclable hard-packs!



To celebrate the event, we're offering a special 10% discount off these just-released papes, valid until Monday at 11:59PM PST

New features include:

-Our new, custom-made, thin, recyclable hard-case
-Premium vinyl exterior and interior package graphics
-Improved thick, resealable interior packing
-Detailed instructional illustrations with descriptions
-Unique Blate Pape weatherproof sticker you'll love (muhahaha)
-All shrink-wrapped with our sensationally-quick-spreading Blate Papes films within their factory-fresh packaging!

The discount code is: "ATD-HARDPACK10"

Use this during check out on https://blatepapes.com/shop!

For those out there who have never used our edible films (or even oblates at all, especially) it's the perfect opportunity to upgrade your powder consumption tech!

Thanks to all of you for your support so far! And we're always here to take your suggestions and comments!

[churchofthought]

Why didn't you send out the samples for me and the development team I work with? Really messed up Blate Papes!

[BlatePapes]

Why didn't you send out the samples for me and the development team I work with? Really messed up Blate Papes!

Well, I really wish I didn't have to say this again to you, but in order to send you samples, you have to pay for them to be shipped. Not to mention, you don't have a development team. You are one person.

Blate Papes literally cost a few bucks bro! I know these are tough times but trying to rip businesses off by publicizing fake customer service situations is not the way to go!

[churchofthought]

Why didn't you send out the samples for me and the development team I work with? Really messed up Blate Papes!

Well, I really wish I didn't have to say this again to you, but in order to send you samples, you have to pay for them to be shipped. Not to mention, you don't have a development team. You are one person.

Blate Papes literally cost a few bucks bro! I know these are tough times but trying to rip businesses off by publicizing fake customer service situations is not the way to go!

BlatePapes, this is really difficult on me, being accused of ripping the revolutionary square oblate paper business off?! My development team and I have an immense of respect for your ingenuity and we were looking forward to Blate Papes samples as stocking stuffers while we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, our lord and savior.

I've attached a screenshot of the order to this post. Let the record show that there was no shipping fee for samples. The samples never shipped and then this behavior from your company has astounded our Christian sensibilities. We are APPALLED!

[BlatePapes]

Let the record show that these were the shipping options you were presented upon completing your sample request.

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I really would prefer not to respond to this, but your consistent trolling all because we didn't send you free stuff is becoming strenuous. I apologize that you felt entitled to 25 samples shipped to you at no cost. Maybe rather than wasting so much time you just pay for the product? You obviously seem pretty butt hurt about it. I will send you one packet of samples completely free if that makes you feel better. But I won't send you multiple bags.

Or, feel free to come pick 25 of our samples up in Orlando, if you really want them for your A-list team of joke writers.

[churchofthought]

Let the record show that these were the shipping options you were presented upon completing your sample request.

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I really would prefer not to respond to this, but your consistent trolling all because we didn't send you free stuff is becoming strenuous. I apologize that you felt entitled to 25 samples shipped to you at no cost. Maybe rather than wasting so much time you just pay for the product? You obviously seem pretty butt hurt about it. I will send you one packet of samples completely free if that makes you feel better. But I won't send you multiple bags.

Or, feel free to come pick 25 of our samples up in Orlando, if you really want them for your A-list team of joke writers.

We were under the impression that 25 sheets of oblate was not a huge deal? The packs we buy from Japan usually contain about 100 sheets per pack. But we will acquiesce to your compromise, it sounds like a fair one BlatePapes. We will post a review to our channel highlighting your papers as a token of our appreciation for your efforts in sending us the samples. Christmas will be much better now.

Also, nice pre-workout video from Mister Harrison - he looks like a tank! We agree that fillers are terrible, best to buy individual ingredients, organic, high-purity, and use oblate. Thank you for sharing in the Christmas spirit.

[BlatePapes]

Let the record show that these were the shipping options you were presented upon completing your sample request.

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I really would prefer not to respond to this, but your consistent trolling all because we didn't send you free stuff is becoming strenuous. I apologize that you felt entitled to 25 samples shipped to you at no cost. Maybe rather than wasting so much time you just pay for the product? You obviously seem pretty butt hurt about it. I will send you one packet of samples completely free if that makes you feel better. But I won't send you multiple bags.

Or, feel free to come pick 25 of our samples up in Orlando, if you really want them for your A-list team of joke writers.

We were under the impression that 25 sheets of oblate was not a huge deal? The packs we buy from Japan usually contain about 100 sheets per pack. But we will acquiesce to your compromise, it sounds like a fair one BlatePapes. We will post a review to our channel highlighting your papers as a token of our appreciation for your efforts in sending us the samples. Christmas will be much better now.

Also, nice pre-workout video from Mister Harrison - he looks like a tank! We agree that fillers are terrible, best to buy individual ingredients, organic, high-purity, and use oblate. Thank you for sharing in the Christmas spirit.

Well it wasn't 25 sheets, the main reason your order wasn't filled was because it was for 25 samples and the required shipping charge wasn't paid. That meant you'd receive 625 papes shipped to you free, over 3 times our normal pack size. But in your defense, we should have reached out to you to clarify.

And no need to post a review bro, but that's up to you. In all honesty, I gotta respect the hustle. You'l be notified when they go out tomorrow though ninja

[SanPedroLover]

Nice try by this scam artist LOL.

"Send me 25 sample packs for free or i will complain on the iNtErNeTz!!"

[IndelibleDotInk]

brilliant product

[BlatePapes]

Nice try by this scam artist LOL.

"Send me 25 sample packs for free or i will complain on the iNtErNeTz!!"

Lol. Hey if that's the last issue we face this year then I'll be grateful 2020 went out on a better note than the rest of it.

brilliant product

<3 much appreciated bro! And we will continue improving

[churchofthought]

Just posted my review. Very impressed. Thanks again for sending the samples. You've got a customer for life.

Link to Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgr1EAp4le8

[BlatePapes]

You know I've really gotta say, we seriously appreciate you man. You didn't have to, but we're so grateful for it. Merry Christmas!

[churchofthought]

You know I've really gotta say, we seriously appreciate you man. You didn't have to, but we're so grateful for it. Merry Christmas!

That warms my heart, I am overjoyed I had that effect. Merry Christmas!