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ATTN TFH fire batch!!

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I just tested a sample (Green 385) the other day and it was one of the best batches I've had this year. It turns out it just made the menu and it's called "Lazy Sundae." I found it to be very stimulating which from what Chris tells me is quite different from the majority of people that tested this one, so you might want to take my description of the effects with a grain of salt. Regardless it is one of the best batches I've experienced.

Energy - 9 (very energetic for me yet still very comfortable)
Pain - 9
Legs - 8
Mood - 9
Anxiety - 8
Potency - 10

They actually rushed to get this one on the menu before the open event coming up, so that should also tell you something about this batch. I already ordered a kilo myself. I'm sorry I don't have more time to go into more detail but please feel free to ask me about it and I'll try and respond ASAP. \m/
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I actually just tested this one the other day as well, and I even guessed right that it was a "red" strain even though the sample said green 385 :D :D :lol: :lol:

I'll edit a better review with my notes later on, but I rated it very high, I think a 9/10. Main thing I remember was excellent pain relief, that it was mellow but with a slight hint of of energy (more mental energy that promotes wakefulness, not the stimulating coffee-like energy that makes you want to clean the house :lol: ) . Put me in a great mood too
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MikeEdoessomething wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:21 pm I actually just tested this one the other day as well, and I even guessed right that it was a "red" strain even though the sample said green 385 :D :D :lol: :lol:

I'll edit a better review with my notes later on, but I rated it very high, I think a 9/10. Main thing I remember was excellent pain relief, that it was mellow but with a slight hint of of energy (more mental energy that promotes wakefulness, not the stimulating coffee-like energy that makes you want to clean the house :lol: ) . Put me in a great mood too
You just described it perfectly. It did accelerate my heart rate a bit, but yes the energy is very comfortable, and certainly could be described as more of a mental clarity. Thanks for chiming in on this!! Such an amazing batch!!
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Yes this one was tested as "Green 385" and "Red 384". I hope to one day make a post to break down some of our learnings with product testing when it comes to where batches are on the "spectrum". However what I can say is in short, the biggest correlation with how slow/fast a batch is scored by consumers is the "color" we assign it in testing.

We dont often get a strong consensus on where a batch is in the spectrum, especially when using blind testing. However, whenever we do we tend to give it a name that indicates its leanings. Most people found this batch to be on the slower side of things, even when the test sample said "green". However, everyone is different... there really is no such thing as a batch that in which everyone's experience will be the same.
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I had a good feeling about this.
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gumbyke1 wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:53 pm Most people found this batch to be on the slower side of things, even when the test sample said "green". However, everyone is different...
yes I rated the Red 384 as Very Slow... because I could not keep my eyes open, 2 hours later. Mid morning! :o

Well, maybe I was just tired, or didn't sleep well the night before? Or maybe it's just strong potent kratom, :P and I took my "usual" serving... where a bit less, I would not feel Slow? We all know, take less for energy, more for sedation. Now, after trying the Green 385 - I had already decided (before seeing this), to give it an "8".. where my "9" is very rare. Excellent batch!
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Oh nice! Yep, this one was definitely slower for me.
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Lazy Sundae: 10s, 10s, 10s across the board!
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How do I know when the open sale starts
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General Discussion: TFH just posted dates!! :D
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This one is very nice for me it wasn’t slow but very enjoyable relaxation, and good pain reliever and mood booster
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I just tried the Lazy Sundae and wow this is a blue ribbon strain.Pain control Mood 10 Energy its a 10+ 'm loving this one.thanks for the great reviews you all.Also Thank you Gumbyke1 you keep on bringing it.
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With all these great reviews, I decided to try some Lazy Sundae. Lazy is a good name. I had just returned from buying veggies & trees for the garden, drank a bunch of Dr Pepper & was kinda amped up, then took 2g. After an hour I didn't feel anything in particular. I started reading & all of a sudden I was really sleepy. Next thing I know it's 2 hours later. I conked right out. I am definitely very relaxed, & now that I've had dinner, I'm feeling like going to bed - unusual for me as I'm usually up until 1 or 2 in the morning. I'm always on the lookout for reds like this & I know others are, too. Stimulating reds are a big thing right now, but some need a sleep aid & Lazy Sundae is really good at it.
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Just wanted to mention how much I love the Super Green Supreme V2 ,I sometimes get an order and it takes me a bit to try it so many choices not enough hrs in the day but I ve tried this one twice this week its happy, energy is beautiful and fast acting seriously,I don't know what it is exactly but this leaf has it.
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I think I'm the only person who didn't jive with Super Green Supreme v1 and 2.

Instead I'd recommend a gold, 24K Kali Midas Touch (almost sold out, 100g bags only, grab them while you can), and in fact, all of the 24K series if you can find them, very consistent mood boost, outta the park strains, which are easy to hit the sweet spot (for me, TFH batches are very dose-dependent, can't take too much, can't take too little, and each batch is different).
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